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Chris Fleming
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Chris Fleming
@chrisfluming
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    Chris Fleming
    @chrisfluming
    Aug 6, 2024
    my theory that there are snacks at trader joe's that only women can see
    the Snacks at Trader Joe's that Only Women Can See
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    Chris Fleming
    @chrisfluming
    Aug 18, 2019
    still haven’t fully recovered from what my Airbnb host texted me
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    Chris Fleming
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    Aug 31, 2020
    books could be 20 pages if they didn’t describe the woods
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    Chris Fleming
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    Nov 12, 2021
    hosting snl must be like jury duty for celebrities
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    Chris Fleming
    @chrisfluming
    Dec 1, 2020
    making the zoom link...that’s leadership
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    Chris Fleming
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    Nov 1, 2022
    elon musk’s twitter journey is very jack skellington trying to do christmas
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    Chris Fleming
    @chrisfluming
    Jul 20, 2020
    realized I haven’t learned anything new in so long cause I haven’t hung out with someone’s new boyfriend
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    Chris Fleming
    @chrisfluming
    Feb 16, 2021
    ah the terror of being around a dad trying and failing to do a task
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    Chris Fleming
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    Nov 29, 2022
    you know you’re driving bad when they wanna take a look at you
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    Chris Fleming
    @chrisfluming
    Aug 29, 2019
    several years ago I threw my sister an engagement party and I wanted to make it special
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    Chris Fleming
    @chrisfluming
    Jan 31, 2021
    i love on jeopardy when some older scholar who’s been nailing questions about Pompeii and aeronautics also whips out “who is spongebob squarepants” no hesitation
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    Chris Fleming
    @chrisfluming
    May 25, 2021
    I’m not gonna pretend to know anything about crypto but I do know that all my most unreliable friends whose advice I follow the opposite of are very very into it
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    Chris Fleming
    @chrisfluming
    Jun 12, 2022
    what kate bush is gonna buy with all that stranger things money
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    Chris Fleming
    @chrisfluming
    Aug 7, 2020
    4 mikes hard lemonades are stronger than any psychedelic