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Christoffer Bjelke
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Christoffer Bjelke
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    Christoffer Bjelke
    @chribjel
    Oct 20, 2025
    They predicted this
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    Christoffer Bjelke
    @chribjel
    Jun 20, 2025
    this is how a fresh youtube shorts feed looks
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    kache
    @yacineMTB
    Jun 20, 2025
    People literally don't know I pay very close attention to people and how they use apps. Different age groups, backgrounds. It's just the product manager in me We don't know because the algorithm hides from us. It figures out we won't be addicted, so it puts on a cute face
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    Christoffer Bjelke
    @chribjel
    Aug 5, 2025
    theo right now
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    Christoffer Bjelke
    @chribjel
    Jul 3, 2025
    the Internet is so back
    357K
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    Christoffer Bjelke
    @chribjel
    Oct 30, 2025
    People think of this as a joke, but this is totally viable. Mullvad does this
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    djcows
    @djcows
    Oct 30, 2025
    cut the username, just password.
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    Christoffer Bjelke
    @chribjel
    Jun 26, 2025
    Replying to @growing_daniel
    that not a curveball, that's a throw in the wrong fucking direction
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    Christoffer Bjelke
    @chribjel
    Sep 27, 2025
    How the fuck does MongoDB have higher revenue than Cloudflare LMAO
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    Christoffer Bjelke
    @chribjel
    Oct 7, 2024
    Replying to @peer_rich
    Ez: < img src=«/og-xbox-dash.jpeg» />
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    Christoffer Bjelke
    @chribjel
    Sep 4, 2025
    Sweet summer child
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    Christoffer Bjelke
    @chribjel
    Oct 18, 2025
    What kind of prank is this @im_roy_lee?? Why does cIuely.com go to my website now?
    446K
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    Christoffer Bjelke
    @chribjel
    Jan 4, 2024
    Replying to @BillyM2k
    If he drove even faster, he would have arrived at the intersection before the car, and he would be fine
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    Christoffer Bjelke
    @chribjel
    Nov 19, 2024
    Replying to @netcapgirl
    For those looking for the difference. (Not me though, because i totally knew the difference) x.com/i/grok/share/m…
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    Christoffer Bjelke
    @chribjel
    Sep 29, 2025
    Lmao so many went crazy over this What is even controversial about this?? He spoke about AI education and is optimistic about peace Lets start being hopeful instead of hateful
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    Guillermo Rauch
    Vercel
    @rauchg
    Sep 29, 2025
    🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇦🇷 Enjoyed my discussion with PM Netanyahu on how AI education and literacy will keep our free societies ahead. We spoke about AI empowering everyone to build software and the importance of ensuring it serves quality and progress. Optimistic for peace, safety, and
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    Christoffer Bjelke
    @chribjel
    Aug 12, 2025
    1. CEO resigns to create a github competitor 2. Github is broken
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    wukko
    @uwukko
    Aug 12, 2025
    oh ok github is broken again
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