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chorx
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    chorx
    @chorx
    Jul 14, 2025
    Replying to @fckmoddy
    we live in the matrix
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    chorx
    @chorx
    Sep 1, 2025
    Replying to @wotancore
    The only community who’s 15 minutes of fame are constantly people dying awful slow deaths
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    chorx
    @chorx
    May 14, 2025
    Replying to @bucketcapacity
    ok lil homie sit that one out
    GIF
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    chorx
    @chorx
    May 15, 2025
    Replying to @RhysSullivan
    We forgot how useless iPhones were before the iPhone 4
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    chorx
    @chorx
    Apr 8, 2024
    Replying to @OrwellNGoode
    Maybe the universe preserved these streets while humanity took a century to figure itself out
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    chorx
    @chorx
    Feb 25, 2025
    Replying to @reddit_lies
    in reality
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    chorx
    @chorx
    Aug 16, 2023
    Replying to @Six9_420 and @iamyesyouareno
    Little kids with phones is the biggest parenting blunder of this generation.
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    chorx
    @chorx
    Feb 10, 2025
    Replying to @DudespostingWs
    Somebody should parade this guy through a store and make him do the same exact thing. "This is what you could have had if you didn't link your credit card to your kids minecraft account"
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    chorx
    @chorx
    Jul 23, 2025
    Replying to @imagesaicouldnt
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    chorx
    @chorx
    Feb 1, 2023
    Replying to @R3dBigg and @TheOmniLiberal
    you dont? sussssssss
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    chorx
    @chorx
    May 7, 2024
    Replying to @agostinhozinga
    The irony is the places I've worked that hand out thinkpads are all high turnover consulting firms.
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    chorx
    @chorx
    Oct 19, 2023
    Replying to @SuperMintyDog and @messedupfoods
    Not only are they probably not cooked through, but the texture of the meat is probably akin to biting into jellyfish.
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    chorx
    @chorx
    Mar 5, 2025
    Replying to @NancyAFrench
    we used to be proper people
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    chorx
    @chorx
    Jan 16, 2024
    Replying to @reddit_lies
    If men should not be allowed to vote on reproduction rights, people without children should not be able to vote on anything regarding children.
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