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Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️
@choffstein
CEO & CIO, Newfound Research | 🥞 Return Stacked® ETFs | 🌊 Liquidity Cascades | 📆 Rebalance Timing Luck | ⚡️ Risk cannot be destroyed, only transformed.
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    Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️
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    Aug 28, 2023
    My company, Newfound Research, turned 15 today. Coming up on this anniversary, I reflected quite a bit on my career.  I’m not sure why, but this milestone feels larger than I would've expected. So I decided to write something. 15 Ideas, Frameworks, and Lessons from 15 Years
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    Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️
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    Apr 2, 2020
    My wife just asked, "Do you know spreadsheets?" I feel born for this moment.
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    Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️
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    Jun 27, 2022
    still my favorite thing to come out of the defi cycle
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    Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️
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    Sep 17, 2020
    This can’t be real. Is this real? This can’t be real.
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    Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️
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    Jun 20, 2020
    How is it 2020 and I still can’t wire money between accounts over the weekend?
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    Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️
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    Oct 14, 2019
    My bank just called me about something, but couldn’t tell me what it was about unless I answered my security questions. Sorry, I’m going to assume it’s fraud and hang up 100% of the time. I called the bank myself. Turns out it was legit. What a stupid, broken security model.
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    Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️
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    Jun 1, 2023
    we all need standards
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    Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️
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    Apr 3, 2025
    tariffs
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    Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️
    @choffstein
    Nov 8, 2021
    "nevermind"
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    Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️
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    Jan 4, 2021
    This might be the most wholesome BTC comment I’ve ever read.
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    Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️
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    Feb 10, 2023
    I'm not an expert, but I'm almost certain this isn't how it works
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    Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️
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    Jan 23, 2022
    1/ Some things *I think* I’ve learned messing around in crypto for the last 12 months.
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    Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️
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    Nov 13, 2025
    Remember when Roaring Kitty came back, pumped his bags to the moon by meme posting for a month, and then disappeared again?
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    Roaring Kitty
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    May 13, 2024
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    Corey Hoffstein 🏴‍☠️
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    Oct 17, 2018
    I genuinely wonder how many hundreds of billions of dollars are managed via Excel spreadsheet.