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Chip Clark
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Chip Clark
@Chipotle
They have the Internet on computers, now? --Homer Simpson
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    Chip Clark
    @Chipotle
    Dec 8, 2015
    I want to remind everybody that I'm just a random dude who tweets dad jokes. Direct your ecoli tweets to @ChipotleTweets
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    Chip Clark
    @Chipotle
    Nov 24, 2014
    Just wanted to thank @hoodcertified for my hilarious twitter feed this morning. #awesome
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    Chip Clark
    @Chipotle
    Jun 9, 2015
    Replying to @HillaryClinton
    @HillaryClinton Not sure the compliment is warranted, but thank you.
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    Chip Clark
    @Chipotle
    Apr 11, 2019
    Replying to @BenSasse
    Wait, what? I thought the President loves Wikileaks
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    Chip Clark
    @Chipotle
    Nov 24, 2014
    Replying to @HoodCertified
    @HoodCertified Alive, well and delicious!
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    Chip Clark
    @Chipotle
    Apr 6, 2021
    I guess I won't be going to brunch this weekend.
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    Chip Clark
    @Chipotle
    Oct 14, 2021
    You're right, I actually hate sunsets and long walks on the beach.
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    Paul Bunyan Rosenberg
    @rosenberg
    Oct 13, 2021
    My @chipotle app is a liar.
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    Chip Clark
    @Chipotle
    Mar 1, 2022
    It's probably for the best.
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    ARROW FUND
    @arrowfund
    Mar 1, 2022
    I’m done with @Chipotle
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    Chip Clark
    @Chipotle
    Feb 9, 2016
    My current favorite dad joke
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    Chip Clark
    @Chipotle
    Aug 12, 2015
    Just burned 2000 calories. Leaving brownies in the oven while I napped was probably a mistake.
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    Chip Clark
    @Chipotle
    Apr 10, 2024
    At this point my hits are few and far between
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    Lily Martinez
    @LilyMrtz
    Apr 8, 2024
    @Chipotle is either a hit or a miss. Today it was a miss.
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    Chip Clark
    @Chipotle
    May 4, 2015
    Since @Chipotletweets released their guacamole recipe, I feel obligated to give away my recipe for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
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    Chip Clark
    @Chipotle
    Jul 8, 2023
    "It" is a bit rude, but I get your point. Also, it's not really a mystery - I got old.
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    Tiger🇻🇦
    @tigerplays64
    Jun 7, 2023
    Replying to @rmeestudios and @Chipotle
    Chipotle went downhill a few years ago idk what happened I used to like it
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    Chip Clark
    @Chipotle
    Jan 2, 2019
    WTF! How the hell am I supposed to do this? Way too much work - I need to take a nap after I make myself a sandwich.
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    USA TODAY
    @USATODAY
    Jan 2, 2019
    New line of @Chipotle bowls, which will be available exclusively online and through the mobile app, consists of the Paleo Salad Bowl, the Keto Salad Bowl, the Whole30 Salad Bowl and the Double Protein Bowl — sharing the namesakes of several popular diets. usatoday.com/story/money/20…