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Claire E. Aubin?

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Claire E. Aubin?

@ceaubin

"A scholar and a hater" - The Guardian • Historian @Yale • Host of @ThisGuySucked • opinions my own rep: Connor Brown @nurnberg_agency

Joined March 2016

Claire E. Aubin?
@ceaubin
Aug 2, 2024
THE HORSES SHOULD GET THE MEDALS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ARE MORE LIKE COACHES
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Claire E. Aubin?
@ceaubin
Mar 15, 2025
Just watched a lady get into her car, turn on Shania Twain, hit her vape like ten times, and then reverse directly into the SUV behind her in the grocery store parking lot. California is a place
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Claire E. Aubin?
@ceaubin
Mar 15, 2025
The funniest thing about this is that in the real world if the bus comes a few minutes late, you text your boss and they’re like “okay no worries”
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@LBC
Mar 13, 2025
"You get your homework in, no matter what. You can't say 'the bus was late, that's why I'm late'." 'Britain's strictest headteacher' @Miss_Snuffy lays down the law on 'personal responsibility' at her school for @NickFerrariLBC.
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Claire E. Aubin?
@ceaubin
Sep 8, 2023
Deeply obsessed with this tiny Irish child’s trolley problem joke
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Claire E. Aubin?
@ceaubin
Oct 25, 2023
Regularly haunted by my own hubris - tried to set my bf up on a playdate with my coworkers husband because they both “really like bikes.” Anyways, it turns out her husband was in the Tour De France
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Claire E. Aubin?
@ceaubin
Sep 29, 2024
We've gotta bring back this kind of propaganda if we're ever gonna stop climate change
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Claire E. Aubin?
@ceaubin
Jul 7, 2025
was buying something at the Apple Store yesterday and the dude helping me started off with "do you use ChatGPT?" and when I said "no." he looked utterly stumped as to where he was meant to take the conversation from there
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Claire E. Aubin?
@ceaubin
Jan 18, 2025
I should start a podcast called This Guy Sucks and all I do is invite all my historian friends on to talk about their most hated historical figure
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Claire E. Aubin?
@ceaubin
Aug 30, 2024
I was just sitting in the sun reading The Odyssey because it’s all I had on hand and a woman came up to me and said “OH PLEASE you are NOT reading THAT.” What category of insult is this please
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Claire E. Aubin?
@ceaubin
Aug 16, 2023
RIP to whoever is about to receive the literal wall of text currently being drafted by the person sitting in front of me on the train. It begins with “my feelings on our situation have not changed,” so godspeed
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Claire E. Aubin?
@ceaubin
Jun 27, 2023
last night my best friend went on a first date so awful that she went to the bathroom in the middle of it to take notes on all the horrifying things he’d said, like a little anthropologist
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Claire E. Aubin?
@ceaubin
Dec 28, 2024
Living with a therapist has really opened my eyes to how many terrible therapists there are in the world. Just really bad at their job
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Claire E. Aubin?
@ceaubin
Sep 14, 2024
Truly do believe migraines are one of the stupidest possible illnesses to suffer from. What do you mean the weather is making me blind in one eye
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Claire E. Aubin?
@ceaubin
Mar 15, 2025
Replying to @ceaubin
“We’re preparing them for the real world” sure man, personally I think it sounds like you just enjoy being mean to kids but I could be wrong
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