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Christopher Hooks
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Journalist. Let me explain something to you, Walsh. This business requires a certain amount of finesse. [email protected]
NYC/Austin
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    Christopher Hooks
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    Jun 17
    For the July issue of Harper’s, I tried to work through my feelings about the United States at this particular moment by surveying the America 250/Freedom 250 industrial complex and otherwise driving around the Keystone State:
    Happy Fucking Birthday, by Christopher Hooks
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    Christopher Hooks
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    Mar 28, 2021
    “white boy summer” was an early rejected name for the great gatsby
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    Christopher Hooks
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    Sep 30, 2024
    Three tons of coal was burned to generate this
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    Insane AI slop
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    Sep 30, 2024
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    Christopher Hooks
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    Dec 31, 2020
    Just talked to a pharmacist in the panhandle who’s currently watching 30 doses of the vaccine go bad because they can’t find enough “eligible” recipients. We had a year to figure this out
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    Christopher Hooks
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    Aug 2, 2018
    historians are gonna be baffled that a country this stupid landed on the moon x.com/ARmastrangelo/…
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    Christopher Hooks
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    Jan 27, 2024
    AMERICAN WHO BECOMES MORE PHYSICALLY ACTIVE WHILE TRAVELING: hey, I think the donuts at home are tainted
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    Joey Mannarino
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    Jan 27, 2024
    So, I’ve been eating this for breakfast every morning in Italy for about nine days and I’ve lost 3 pounds. The food in America is just poison.
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    Christopher Hooks
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    Apr 13, 2022
    Texas, meet your king. Your gentle, titty-loving king.
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    Christopher Hooks
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    Sep 25, 2024
    hey man, nice plan… for a clown to have. idiot
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    Christopher Hooks
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    Aug 5, 2024
    It’s been two years and one week and the boys are still debating what happened to me on this night
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    Christopher Hooks
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    Jun 7, 2022
    Had to get my car towed. Driver told me that his 26-year-long wife, who he’d known since high school, died in the cold during the 2021 winter blackout. Im never going to stop being angry about that week, and the lack of accountability that followed
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    Christopher Hooks
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    Jun 6, 2020
    Some 150-200 people at a BLM rally in Vidor, an East Texas town that’s infamously associated with racism and the Klan
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    Christopher Hooks
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    Apr 19, 2022
    Am I wrong or didn’t “doxing” used to mean dumping a person’s address, phone number, job, family members, contact info of close relations, ssn, etc. on the internet? When did it become “here is this person’s name?”
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    Christopher Hooks
    @cd_hooks
    Feb 24, 2022
    Being an American is a kind of brain damage, I think
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    Christopher Hooks
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    Jul 30, 2021
    Can’t believe that we invented an entirely new class of vaccine and got it to market in under a year after billions of dollars and superhuman scientific effort and we’re doing a third wave anyway