carter hambley@carterhambleyDec 12, 2020when twins arent identical im like ok then what was the point of all that1.3K1.3K48K48K647K647K
carter hambley@carterhambleyFeb 19, 2021being 21 without a drivers license is one of the bravest things u can do in america. oh you’re a nurse? i had to look my mom in the eyes and ask to go to walmart1.2K1.2K23K23K353K353K
carter hambley@carterhambleyMay 23, 2021why did elementary schools just occasionally bring in a dude with a big snake. who was that man. what were his credentials1.5K1.5K29K29K333K333K
carter hambley@carterhambleyMay 28, 2022asked where the screws were and they handed me this ???1.3K1.3K14K14K243K243K
carter hambley@carterhambleyOct 16, 2020damn the taco bell worker said he knows i’m high and won’t give me my quesadilla until i solve a riddle25425414K14K217K217K
carter hambley@carterhambleyJan 10, 2021so apparently it’s still a dui even if youre the birthday boy787811K11K202K202K
carter hambley@carterhambleyJun 14, 2022let kim kardashian ruin more artifacts. let her drive the jfk car into a swamp. eat ribs over the dead sea scrolls. she’s the reverse indiana jones36736715K15K199K199K
