it’s pretty funny that (one of) the keys to happiness is just to be outside for a few hours a day and my brain is like “hmmm but have you thought about eating 17 chicken wings and playing 4 hours of FIFA instead?”
“ahhh im so overwhelmed from all of this unnatural and engineered stimuli plus i dont go outside, exercise, or eat real food. also i just paid my first electricity bill must be adhd”