the last time i went to urgent care i checked off “excessive crying” on the symptom list and the nurse got really confused and told me that was meant for babies
do you ever think about how they uncovered a massive child sex trafficking operation that implicated many of the world's most powerful people and institutions and the man at its center was definitely murdered and people talk about it less than the time trump said Covfefe
cool that ariana grande forgives her exes. also cool that every day I relish in the memory of mine calling, furious, asking why i let him believe björk was pronounced “bork” for 2 years and that he just embarrassed himself at a party