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Billy Swagspeare
@bswagspeare
Your wife loves my sonnets.
Stratford-Upon-Avon, England
Born April 23
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    Billy Swagspeare
    @bswagspeare
    Feb 14, 2025
    “But she’s over 18!” No, she isn’t. The actress might be, but the “character” she’s portraying is not. That’s the whole point. That’s why perverts watch her. I’m sorry, but if you subscribe to this shit the police should be alerted to go round & check your hard drive.
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    @Slatzism
    Feb 13, 2025
    just learned there is an OF porn "model" whose entire thing is making herself look like she's 5 years old. extraordinarily evil. she and every man who contributes to the demand for this shit should be imprisoned indefinitely.
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    Billy Swagspeare
    @bswagspeare
    Aug 22, 2025
    Replying to @aelfred_D
    Americans despise “the Government” so much that they create yet another level of pseudo-Government to monitor how often they mow their lawn and whether too many birds are visiting their birdbath.
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    Billy Swagspeare
    @bswagspeare
    May 22, 2023
    Not even parody anymore.
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    Pericles
    @PerryALPHA
    May 22, 2023
    It's weird that Google's doodle today has someone who died in 2002 waving a flag that wasn't even created until 2018
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    Billy Swagspeare
    @bswagspeare
    Apr 22, 2024
    The cartoonist didn't have to draw her with these huge Bazoongas. They CHOSE to do that.
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    Billy Swagspeare
    @bswagspeare
    Apr 12, 2023
    And despite your treating her like a total fuckwit, your Mom keeps going around to visit you anyway. Because she loves you - despite everything. Imagine thinking you're the superior one here.
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    Billy Swagspeare
    @bswagspeare
    Dec 28, 2020
    Replying to @LumpyTheCook
    "Beauty & the Beast is about how one shouldn't judge people solely on their appearance." "Uh, yes. I know." "And how true beauty is witihn, & love can arise in unlikely places." "Yeah, the film is, uh, pretty clear." "Watch it again. Your kiddie brain didn't understand it."
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    Billy Swagspeare
    @bswagspeare
    Dec 17, 2024
    Replying to @IsabellaMDeLuca
    If I shoot a man, he is taken to he hospital, and then he dies - I’m not responsible for his murder? You people are dumb. Just plain dumb.
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    Billy Swagspeare
    @bswagspeare
    Nov 19, 2023
    "One of Shakespeare's novels."
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    Billy Swagspeare
    @bswagspeare
    Apr 25, 2021
    When the ladies find out you collect model trains.
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    Billy Swagspeare
    @bswagspeare
    Aug 5, 2025
    “If Nazis turn up to your rally and no one tells them to leave, it’s a Nazi rally.” Isn’t that how it works? There is nothing the Left hates more than being forced to adhere to their own rules.
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    Bob Carr
    @bobjcarr
    Aug 4, 2025
    On some images of yesterday’s protest against genocide in Gaza which depict in the background an individual holding up a poster of Iran’s Khamenei: None of us noticed his picture or recognised him. I for one oppose his regime for its dictatorial characteristics,…
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    Billy Swagspeare
    @bswagspeare
    May 12, 2020
    Replying to @brianstelter
    CNN poll proves Americans love CNN. Who'da think it? Meanwhile, back in the real world -
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    Billy Swagspeare
    @bswagspeare
    Jun 20, 2023
    Take Indigenous Australians out of the equation. The Government is asking you to change to Constitution to enshrine a new unelected body that can't be shut down - & when you ask how it's to be run, they reply "After you vote for it, we'll tell you." Who would vote Yes to that?
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    Billy Swagspeare
    @bswagspeare
    Jan 10, 2021
    The Taliban's Twitter account is still active. Just in case you actually thought this was about "inciting violence."
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    Billy Swagspeare
    @bswagspeare
    Jun 30, 2022
    Replying to @axios
    1. He was summing up the petitioners' claim, not making the claim himself. 2. The claim is they were DEVELOPED using aborted fetus cells, not that they CONTAIN them. This is absolutely correct. If Thomas really is so bad, why do you guys have to keep making up lies about him?