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Brian Haley
@brianchaley
eight ball, corner pocket / “scary tattoo guy” - sanj
Portland, OR
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    Brian Haley
    @brianchaley
    Feb 10, 2021
    logging on to twitter
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    lou
    @christiansbale
    Feb 10, 2021
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    Brian Haley
    @brianchaley
    Sep 17, 2025
    Charlie Kirk turned out to be worth more dead than alive for the conservative movement.
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    Joe Flint
    @JBFlint
    Sep 17, 2025
    BREAKNG: Disney's ABC is pulling Jimmy Kimmel indefinitely after late night host's recent remarks about Charlie Kirk. Move comes as ABC affiliate groups told network they would be dropping the host.
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    Brian Haley
    @brianchaley
    Feb 21, 2025
    That Hunter Schafer video is about as fucked as it gets. Sending deep love to our trans friends today.
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    Brian Haley
    @brianchaley
    May 22, 2024
    “fucking shouldn’t be fun” people need their own private internet far the hell away from the rest of us
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    gena ?!
    @kytalli
    May 21, 2024
    part of why this sucks is because sex isn’t really for enjoyment. we’re supposed to disappear somewhere together, not grin at the fact that something great is happening to you. if you’re grinning it means you’re still there looking at my empty body. I don’t feel safe disappearing
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    Brian Haley
    @brianchaley
    Mar 21, 2025
    You gotta admit the security protocols at Lumon are comically lax. They’re not exactly running the tightest ship on the severed floor.
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    Brian Haley
    @brianchaley
    Mar 20, 2025
    haven’t watched a movie in two weeks
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    Brian Haley
    @brianchaley
    Jul 28, 2024
    rolling her own goddamn cigarettes, Christ Almighty
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    Brian Haley
    @brianchaley
    Aug 25, 2024
    This is the best scene in any movie ever.
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    Brian Haley
    @brianchaley
    Mar 31, 2025
    I’ve got about 10 years of experience in the grocery business and I’m here to tell you, nothing has fucked the industry more than Instacart shoppers.
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    Brian Haley
    @brianchaley
    Nov 2, 2021
    “My wife says I look like Baron Harkonnen. I guess that’s why there’s no spice in the bedroom!”
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    Brian Haley
    @brianchaley
    Mar 3, 2025
    Should have done more for David Lynch.
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    Brian Haley
    @brianchaley
    Nov 25, 2023
    Watched 3 movies this month
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    Brian Haley
    @brianchaley
    Jun 11, 2025
    When Bowie died, the DJ at a Portland radio station blocked out like three hours and played everything, hits, deep cuts, collaborations, the works. I hope that’s happening for Brian somewhere.
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    Brian Haley
    @brianchaley
    Feb 28, 2025
    Kinda think something out of pocket is going to happen at the Oscars.
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