BREAKING: The FBI, run by two podcasters, is actively investigating the murder of a third podcaster, while the vice president cosplays a fourth podcaster to host the show run by the third podcaster.
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John Bourscheid πΊπΈ π
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Opinions = Mine | Based in TN-1
Serial web property developer | Master of quick wit | Tweets end up on the news more often than I'd like
- Itβs incredible how many of our global issues have been caused by three white men in their 70s clinging to power to avoid prison.
- To confirm, GOP thinks a mid-cycle gerrymander is fine in Texas, but not in California. Can someone give me one reason why this makes sense? Other than βRules for thee but not for meβ?
- Dear Donald Trump, You will always be a small man living in Obamaβs shadow. Always. Love, America
- If youβre wondering why there are no counter protests, itβs because MAGA barely exists outside Twitter. The party has completely collapsed since January. Itβs hard to fill the real world with troll bots.
- Gavin Newsom & his team are holding up a mirror for MAGA so they can see how we see them. Turns out they aren't fans.
- Don't be surprised if Trump makes no public appearances today & tomorrow in addition to yesterday. Right on cue to be absent for three days at the start of the month. He has to be getting monthly treatments for CVI where side effects are bad enough he can't do his job.
- Wow. If there are two facts you read today: 1) Everyone outside the US despises Donald Trump. 2) 60%+ of us inside the US despise Donald Trump. He may go down as the most hated person in history. So I guess he can win one thing without cheating.
- I can tell you, from what I am seeing as boots-on-the-ground in deep-red Southern Appalachia, this SNAP funding is going to be the final straw for the remaining MAGA in the area. Those affected are already pinning blame for this squarely on Trump, Vance & the House GOP.
- Turns out MAGA was the deep state all along.
- Trump is obsessed with coal because he heard thereβs minors down there.
- One of the most common things physicians will do when people are in the beginning stages of Alzheimer's is routine MRIs to track brain decay over time. I'm sure it's nothing, though.Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextThe post incorrectly claims routine MRIs to track brain decay are "one of the most common things" done in early Alzheimer's. Per AAFP guidelines, structural MRI lacks accuracy for early diagnosis & isn't used standalone. MRI primarily rules out other causes. aafp.org/pubs/afp/issueβ¦
- Replying to @SpeakerJohnson and @7pcq8gykskHey Mike, youβre on my payroll. HR says you & your team have only worked 12 of the last 84 days. Can you email me a list of 5 things you did this past week to make life better for Americans? Or is low quality shitposting what we pay you for now?
- Itβs going to take decades to undo the harm Republicans have caused in the past 8 months alone.

