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Shoo Flee
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Shoo Flee
@bookwormsims
clumsy. hotheaded. bookworm. he/him. black simmer 🤎🇨🇺
San Myshuno
Joined November 2010
- not only did my dog eat damn near an entire bag of weed.. the vet just told me she pregnant. i asked how much an abortion cost and they all stared at me 😭
00:00 - so i haven’t touched my grandmother laptop since her passing. her funeral is on saturday (which is her birthday). but for some reason today i decided to boot it up and play her save file.. i saw there was a family on there of an older woman and a young adult male.
- Replying to @bookwormsimsso i’ve closed my blinds and locked my office door while i cried and laughed. because girl not you thinking since i can’t find love in the real world the sims world is going to help me 😭
GIF - Replying to @bookwormsimsi was thinking “oh lord what was she doing lol.” however that wasn’t the case. it was myself and her as sims and she had a small little bio about them. it said “a loving grandma who is trying to help her loving grandson not only find love but also find himself as a person.”
- died at the strip club.. the strippers kept dancing. The game wouldn’t even let me leave the lot because the grim reaper went from trying to reap souls to throwing money everywhere 😭What's the most tragic way your Sims have ever died? 👀 #TheSims4
- y’all my nail tech trying to set me up 😭. so her boyfriend is sitting with her while she does my nails. they get to speaking in spanish (mind you she doesn’t know i speak it as well). she told him “te dije que se ve bien y tiene buenas manos para atragantarse.”
- just asked the leasing office how much my rent is.. i might have to move y’all. i didn’t know he was paying $2,325 every month 😭
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00:06my dad told me starting january 1st he not paying my rent anymore.. i don’t even know how much rent is here. he want me to start the new year off very stressed 😭 
Tory Lanez's Recording Equipment Seized In Cell Block Raid | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/YDLXkeN- why did my sim get robbed at her baby shower.. nobody helped at all just standing around screaming and yelling. While the man takes the gifts away.. fast forward to her giving birth why the person that robbed them is the DOCTOR?! I really HATE IT HERE 😭 me the whole time
00:00 - so twins and triplets run in my family and it always skips someone. well my sister thought she was in the clear because she already has my niece. so she assumed i was going to get hit with the gene.. well she just called me on facetime crying about how she is pregnant with
00:00 - i gotta find a new nail tech.. she told me she voted for that orange man 😭 i regret sleeping with her and her man. mind you her man is a illegal immigrant! just say you HATE him.
GIFy’all my nail tech trying to set me up 😭. so her boyfriend is sitting with her while she does my nails. they get to speaking in spanish (mind you she doesn’t know i speak it as well). she told him “te dije que se ve bien y tiene buenas manos para atragantarse.” - Replying to @bookwormsimshe said yes very nice 🫣🙂↕️. i’m just sitting here acting like i don’t understand. they been plotting on me 😭
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