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@bobsredmilf
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Joined January 2020
- accidentally got hired at a bakery today. came in for a cinnamon roll during rush hour and left 4 hours later with a dozen donuts and $60 cash. not really sure what happened in between those two events. i believe my life is a video game
- unfortunately evidence suggests that a goth girl got raptured outside the pizzeria
- what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
- not my freshman-year-of-high-school ex girlfriend becoming a twitter main character for being a hardcore zionist detransitioner who dresses like an off-duty magician
- beautiful women named National Weather Service FLASH FLOOD WARNING Emergency Alert keep blowing up my phone
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more- i think about this every day
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more - liberal arts school is NOT real dawg tell me why this person just said in introductions that they’re “really passionate about being in community” and then when asked about it said “like i love to hang out with my friends”
- Replying to @bobsredmilfok here’s my favorite exchange w maia poet
- Replying to @bobsredmilfim sorry guys i just found out i still have access to all my messages w maia so ive been having a field day
