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bob saget
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I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
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    bob saget
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    Dec 9, 2021
    Loving beyond words being on tour —And doing an all new show of standup and music. Hope to see you out there. More dates being added continually as we go further into 2022... For tickets, go to: BobSaget.com
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    bob saget
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    Feb 24, 2016
    I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you're a freak or not.
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    bob saget
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    Jan 9, 2022
    Loved tonight’s show @PV_ConcertHall in Jacksonville. Appreciative audience. Thanks again to @RealTimWilkins for opening. I had no idea I did a 2 hr set tonight. I’m happily addicted again to this shit. Check BobSaget.com for my dates in 2022.
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    bob saget
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    Mar 19, 2020
    Oh. My. God. I spend my day cleaning and vacuuming and sanitizing everything in the house. I have become Danny Tanner.
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    bob saget
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    Sep 14, 2021
    Devastated. Met Norm in Ottawa when he was in my audience at 17 years old. Been close for decades. We have lost a comedic genius. No other voice in comedy has been as uniquely prolific, brazen, dark, hilarious, and heartfelt. Love you forever, Norm.
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    bob saget
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    Sep 30, 2020
    Last night’s debate upset me more than when Stephanie drove a car into the kitchen.
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    bob saget
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    Sep 13, 2017
    The next iPhone should have butthole recognition.
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    bob saget
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    Jul 16, 2015
    Oh yeah.
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    bob saget
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    Jul 5, 2020
    Should I run for President too? I don’t much about anything...
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    bob saget
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    Jun 18, 2016
    I Got Broads In Atlanta Twisting Dope, Lean, And The Fanta Credit Cards And The Scammers Hitting The Licks In The Bando.
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    bob saget
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    Mar 31, 2017
    I think Philadelphia has the best potholes in the United States.
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    bob saget
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    Aug 30, 2015
    I want to join One Direction.
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    bob saget
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    May 21, 2017
    Wake up San Francisco.
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    bob saget
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    Dec 14, 2016
    So sad is the passing of Alan Thicke. Such a good husband, father, brother, and friend. He will be deeply missed. Rest in peace dear Alan.

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