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bobby
@bobbyonmain
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    bobby
    @bobbyonmain
    Sep 8, 2024
    i love having people over at my apartment like yesss sit on my couch and drink from one of my glasses
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    bobby
    @bobbyonmain
    Sep 8, 2024
    this is the worst day of my life.
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    The AHS Zone
    @AHSZone
    Sep 8, 2024
    Kathy Bates has announced that her new CBS legal drama “Matlock” will be the final role of her career, as she is retiring from acting.
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    bobby
    @bobbyonmain
    Oct 19, 2025
    got a protein shake because i feel malnourished and upon finishing it remembered it was one of the brands that has lead in it
    GIF
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    bobby
    @bobbyonmain
    Jul 26, 2025
    i stopped wanting things a long time ago.
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    Rhea
    @bittiae
    Jul 26, 2025
    do you want a giant crab?
    00:00
    2M
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    bobby
    @bobbyonmain
    May 9, 2024
    being targeted on 17 different fronts today and my mom just texted me this
    1.4M
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    bobby
    @bobbyonmain
    Feb 21, 2022
    me not understanding russia ukraine conflict
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    bobby
    @bobbyonmain
    Jan 26, 2024
    can someone please fucking help him
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    Big Bird
    @BigBird
    Jan 24, 2024
    Uh oh! Does anyone know how to make me big Big Bird again?
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    bobby
    @bobbyonmain
    Jul 2, 2025
    trying to do Anything this week has felt like this
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    bobby
    @bobbyonmain
    Sep 6, 2025
    KISS IT KISS IT BETTER BABY
    GIF
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    bobby
    @bobbyonmain
    Jun 24, 2023
    just saw someone receiving their uber eats at 9:30 am. did you even try today
    2.4M
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    bobby
    @bobbyonmain
    Mar 6, 2024
    every recipe is now butter bean harissa miso gochujang pasta
    2.1M
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    bobby
    @bobbyonmain
    Apr 18, 2024
    this is just impeccable i’m in tears
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    A salmon dinner
    @holzawn
    Mar 30, 2024
    Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset
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    JReality
    00:00
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    JReality
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    bobby
    @bobbyonmain
    Oct 21, 2021
    you still haven’t paid me 30+ hours of overtime from 2017
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    Chipotle
    @ChipotleTweets
    Oct 20, 2021
    Just watched my ex’s story from the chipotle account 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
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    bobby
    @bobbyonmain
    Oct 13, 2025
    how a “long weekend” feels when you’re unemployed
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