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Bryce, the CUDA Colonel
@blelbach
Principal Engineer at @NVIDIA working on programming languages. @adspthepodcast co-host. C++ Library Evolution chair emeritus. Frequent flyer. Horology fan.
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    Bryce, the CUDA Colonel
    @blelbach
    May 10, 2020
    The latest revision of @INCITS/@isostandards COBOL comes out this year The goals of COBOL sound normal today: - Portable - Freely available - Designed by the community In 1959 it was radical & unprecedented It was also conceived of & led by women This is the story of COBOL
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    Bryce, the CUDA Colonel
    @blelbach
    Nov 1, 2025
    Our Lego orchid decided to exit the building.
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    Bryce, the CUDA Colonel
    @blelbach
    Nov 2, 2025
    Replying to @blelbach
    This was from the 37th floor on Halloween. No remains have been found...
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    Bryce, the CUDA Colonel
    @blelbach
    Jun 26, 2020
    I’ve asked this in interviews at my aerospace engineering firm for 30 years: What planes do you build at home? Many answer they dont have time. Wrong. Build missiles at home. Every day. If you dont have that passion aerospace engineering isn't really for you. Launch small rockets
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    Bryce, the CUDA Colonel
    @blelbach
    Nov 2, 2025
    Replying to @blelbach
    I got her a replacement. Don't worry, it's by a window that does not open!
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    Bryce, the CUDA Colonel
    @blelbach
    Nov 2, 2025
    Replying to @lovelyjuliexo
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    Bryce, the CUDA Colonel
    @blelbach
    Nov 2, 2025
    Replying to @JacintaMcManus and @LEGO_Group
    We live on the 37th floor. No remains have been found.
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    Bryce, the CUDA Colonel
    @blelbach
    Jul 19, 2022
    Carbon, a successor language to C++ was announced at @CppNorth today by @chandlerc1024. I'm very excited about this project's potential. You can learn more about Carbon and get involved on GitHub. github.com/carbon-languag…
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    Bryce, the CUDA Colonel
    @blelbach
    Nov 2, 2025
    Replying to @rexxilexx
    Then there would be no more cat!
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    Bryce, the CUDA Colonel
    @blelbach
    Nov 2, 2025
    Replying to @starrstrucx
    Thanks!
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    Bryce, the CUDA Colonel
    @blelbach
    Nov 2, 2025
    Replying to @DreaTheVirgo777
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    Bryce, the CUDA Colonel
    @blelbach
    Nov 2, 2025
    Replying to @s_cowles
    So that we can catch videos of our dog. Doing hilarious stuff when we're not home.
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    Bryce, the CUDA Colonel
    @blelbach
    Feb 14, 2024
    I've been at NVIDIA for 6 years and 3 promotions. My compensation has gone up 500% since I started. Work hard at a good company you believe in, and you will be rewarded.
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    Feb 13, 2024
    You need to be job hopping. You should have your LinkedIn open waiting for a recruiter to slide into your DMs offering a 50% salary raise. No company is going to offer you that kind of raise after a year but the market will. Forget people like this, they just want cheap labor.
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    Bryce, the CUDA Colonel
    @blelbach
    Mar 18, 2025
    We've announced cuTile, a tile programming model for CUDA! It's an array-based paradigm where the compiler automates mem movement, pipelining & tensor core utilization, making GPU programming easier & more portable. I'm proud of my stellar team for all their hard work on this!
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