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Mike “Hawk” Oswald
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Mike “Hawk” Oswald
@blainegoons
michigan class of ‘03 phi gamma delta alum and roofie roulette enthusiast
Flint, MI
Joined April 2021
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    Mike “Hawk” Oswald
    @blainegoons
    Mar 15, 2025
    Let him cook
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    Mike “Hawk” Oswald
    @blainegoons
    May 4, 2025
    Anyone have a better angle? #shrink
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    Mike “Hawk” Oswald
    @blainegoons
    May 4, 2025
    Replying to @VladdyMillar
    His name is Flynn that checks out
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    Mike “Hawk” Oswald
    @blainegoons
    Mar 28, 2025
    Mask at the gym in 2025 is wild
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    Mike “Hawk” Oswald
    @blainegoons
    May 7, 2025
    Thank you for 100 followers. Here’s my stim wall reveal
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    Mike “Hawk” Oswald
    @blainegoons
    Mar 2, 2025
    Could be worse, could be one of these guys ig
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    Mike “Hawk” Oswald
    @blainegoons
    Jun 10, 2025
    I don’t think thats how you’re supposed to change a tire
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    Mike “Hawk” Oswald
    @blainegoons
    Mar 6, 2025
    Have to walk 30 minutes back home alone in Barca at 5am. Am I fucked
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    Mike “Hawk” Oswald
    @blainegoons
    Apr 5, 2025
    I haven’t nut for 22 days. If this post gets 10 likes I’ll do a nut reveal
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    Mike “Hawk” Oswald
    @blainegoons
    Mar 2, 2025
    Was it retarded to kill a fifth before going to the best club in Spain
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    Mike “Hawk” Oswald
    @blainegoons
    Mar 23, 2025
    Replying to @JimmyFades
    Sick Saturday bro 👏 you went 3-3 thank god I faded the fade
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    Mike “Hawk” Oswald
    @blainegoons
    Apr 24, 2025
    A wild pikachu appeared! #expand
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    Mike “Hawk” Oswald
    @blainegoons
    Mar 23, 2025
    Replying to @KrashJerry
    Debra bags
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    Mike “Hawk” Oswald
    @blainegoons
    Mar 14, 2025
    Got a parking ticket 2 minutes before I showed up to my car and as I’m backing out, the meter maids are two ugly fat black women just standing there watching me back out. Never wanted to call someone a slur more in my life. #LANK
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