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Audrey ๐Ÿ’•
@biggestweiner
Kansan | Cookie Scientist | Twilight Scholar | She/her | @Pilnok's social media manager | cohost of @MCUThotcast | Meow Tower evangelist | phD in Your Mom
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    @biggestweiner
    Jun 22, 2024
    Fucked around and made a strawberry peach pie today ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘
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    @biggestweiner
    Jul 16, 2022
    My dad bought an old tv and gutted it to turn it into a cat bed ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅบ
    An old tv set where the screen and internal equipment have been taken out and replaced with a cat bed and open space
    An old tv set where the screen and internal equipment have been taken out and replaced with a cat bed and open space. A cat is sitting in the bed
    A close up view of the cat in the tv bed looking up at the ceiling
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    @biggestweiner
    Jul 16, 2022
    Replying to @biggestweiner
    The original brightness knob on the front also acts as a dimmer switch for the light
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    @biggestweiner
    Jul 16, 2022
    Replying to @biggestweiner
    Im gonna fuckin cry
    A cat snuggled up in the bed inside the tv set
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    @biggestweiner
    Jul 17, 2022
    Replying to @biggestweiner
    I told Mipha that she's an influencer but she doesn't seem to care that much
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    @biggestweiner
    Jul 17, 2022
    Replying to @biggestweiner
    To those curious: Mipha is not our only cat! We also have Noodle, who doesn't quite understand the TV, and Juniper, who hasn't gone near it yet
    An orange cat named Noodle sitting on top of an old tv set that has been turned into a cat bed. She's using it wrong.
    A picture of a dilute tortie cat
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    @biggestweiner
    Jul 16, 2022
    Replying to @NicWektar
    I had to put catnip in there to entice her
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    @biggestweiner
    Jul 17, 2022
    Replying to @biggestweiner
    And if you live in Kansas, please please PLEASE vote NO on August 2nd! Let women make their own choices about their bodies!!
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    Audrey ๐Ÿ’•
    @biggestweiner
    Jul 17, 2022
    Replying to @biggestweiner
    Check out my soundcloud: donations4abortion.com
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    @biggestweiner
    Mar 18, 2024
    Replying to @elizamclamb and @TaylorLorenz
    And then use the Internet Archive to see if they have books on the syllabus to borrow for free :)
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    @biggestweiner
    Jul 17, 2022
    Replying to @biggestweiner
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    Jul 17, 2022
    I'm unapologetically pro-abortion and if you're anti-choice you can get the fuck off my cat tweet. I just donated to my local abortion fund and I highly recommend donating to yours! Let me know if you match my donation; thank you, friends ๐Ÿ˜ธ donations4abortion.com
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    Audrey ๐Ÿ’•
    @biggestweiner
    Feb 27, 2024
    Hmm
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    @biggestweiner
    Jul 16, 2022
    Replying to @abbyolcese
    Apparently it used to be a stove pipe cover! But it's perfect to cover up the hole in the back of the tv set
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    Audrey ๐Ÿ’•
    @biggestweiner
    Mar 7, 2024
    Replying to @jessicogss
    Hey these replies suck check out this cat
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