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mari
@BestTailSlapper
doc 🇯🇲 | she/her | 18 | gd player | 280hz - hardest: EnvY | priv: @zekromfan | i love my wife @JowThatIsGrimm 💕
New York, USA
Born July 24
Joined May 2024
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    @BestTailSlapper
    Jul 22, 2024
    📌 pin thread 📌
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    @BestTailSlapper
    Sep 17, 2024
    alright uber
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    @BestTailSlapper
    Apr 13, 2025
    nigga what the fuck is hide and freak
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    Da Local Monke (#4 ZRR FAN)
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    Apr 13, 2025
    8 year old cousin just asked everyone at the party if they want to play hide and freak
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    @BestTailSlapper
    Oct 12, 2025
    black people turn into klan members when they see a mixed person
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    @BestTailSlapper
    Nov 21, 2024
    i could bring $5 worth of change to your country and become the next bill gates
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    mari
    @BestTailSlapper
    Nov 27, 2024
    gonna watch so much porn on this thing man i cant wait
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    @BestTailSlapper
    Nov 27, 2024
    finally ordered all my pc parts
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    @BestTailSlapper
    May 14, 2025
    why are niggas gooning over jellybean on my tl do you hear yourselves
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    @BestTailSlapper
    Apr 14, 2025
    the “pregnant porn” who lied to everyone
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    @BestTailSlapper
    Jun 14, 2025
    im seeing a trend here
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    @BestTailSlapper
    Jul 13, 2025
    what makes you better than those people 😭
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    rocket
    @mantaraves
    Jul 13, 2025
    this is skibidi toilet for 20 year old portland residents who draw art of their fursonas with slogans about 'smelly girlcock'
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    @BestTailSlapper
    Nov 21, 2024
    Replying to @orgasmoverlord and @plimboner
    you’re right but i need to get my quote tweet off
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    @BestTailSlapper
    Apr 10, 2025
    the infantilization of eastern asian women is so fucking stupid she knows exactly what shes saying im sick of you 🦝 ass niggas
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    FearBuck
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    Apr 9, 2025
    dawg she’s unhinged 💀 x.com/JeffJosephUSA/…
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    @BestTailSlapper
    Oct 23, 2024
    trans people were not mentioned you just felt called out because it applies to you 🤷‍♀️
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    @labuburohypnol
    Oct 23, 2024
    another transphobia classic
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    @BestTailSlapper
    Nov 16, 2025
    just finished an essay i was procrastinating
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