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Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
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Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
@bennpeifert
Hedge fund manager (volatility/derivatives), QVR. Personal account. Oathbreaker paladin and Nightreign princess bodyguard. Chief Investment Officer of Antifa.
San Francisco, CA
Joined March 2011
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    Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
    @bennpeifert
    Mar 15, 2025
    Putting together a thread-of-threads on options and derivatives. It's kind of hard because I never tag them with the stupid thread symbol (i hate it). If you have others of mine you like can you append them to the end please?
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    Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
    @bennpeifert
    Feb 5, 2025
    "I made Roblox. Give me the launch codes"
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    John Shedletsky
    @Shedletsky
    Feb 3, 2025
    Replying to @gmchariszhang and @aidan_mclau
    Silicon Valley built the modern world. Why shouldn't we run it?
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    Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
    @bennpeifert
    Nov 2, 2025
    Sam Altman is a fascinating new type of person -- someone who is transparently a sociopathic liar and grifter and immensely unlikeable to 99% of humanity, but within Silicon Valley tech bro circles is viewed as incredibly charismatic and visionary
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    Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
    @bennpeifert
    Apr 23, 2025
    if you're worried about birth rates, try asking young couples how they feel about the amount of maternity and paternity leave they get, how affordable they find child care and housing and family health care
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    Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
    @bennpeifert
    Feb 6, 2025
    The people who built Silicon Valley and changed the world in incredible ways are gone. Much of the current generation are hype mongers, asset gatherers, get rich quick gurus, ponzi schemers and corrupt oligarchs.
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    Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
    @bennpeifert
    Apr 13, 2025
    I was told by so many rw bros who heard of the IMF for the first time today that Argentina was an economic miracle under Milei
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    The Spectator Index
    @spectatorindex
    Apr 12, 2025
    BREAKING: IMF approves new $20 billion bailout for Argentina
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    Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
    @bennpeifert
    Oct 24, 2025
    GIF
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    rciv
    BoDoggos
    @rcivNFT
    Oct 23, 2025
    Update: ChatGPT has lost 42 of 44 trades it's made It is now down $7200 over the last week
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    Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
    @bennpeifert
    Jan 10, 2025
    in all seriousness, this should be 100% illegal, that's not big government telling people what they should or shouldn't do with their money, that's saying you shouldn't be incentivized to burn down Santa Monica to dig yourself out of your gambling debt
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    Molly White
    @molly0xFFF
    Jan 10, 2025
    what could go wrong with running betting markets like this?
    Polymarket betting market: “Will Palisades wildfire spread to Santa Monica by Sunday?” Current “odds” are at 13%.
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    Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
    @bennpeifert
    Mar 31, 2025
    why do farmers need bailouts when tariffs make us rich
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    zerohedge
    @zerohedge
    Mar 31, 2025
    Trump is considering a bailout package for American farmers to shelter the domestic agricultural industry from his tariffs: NYT
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    Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
    @bennpeifert
    Jun 18, 2025
    Fully automated, agentic money-losing
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    Ashley🚀
    @ashhtroworld
    Jun 7, 2025
    introducing Syntex - your own ai trading copilot. it’s cursor for trading. sign up below to get access:
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    Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
    @bennpeifert
    Apr 18, 2025
    Noted communist rag The Financial Times
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    Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
    @bennpeifert
    Apr 20, 2025
    "Mom, how did we get so rich?" "Your father democratized access to private equity for retail investors to find exit liquidity for trillions of dollars worth of unsellable assets, sweetheart. Eat your Cheerios"
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    Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
    @bennpeifert
    Apr 23, 2025
    The President of the United States
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    K A L E O
    @CryptoKaleo
    Apr 23, 2025
    $TRUMP going vertical on news The President will host a dinner with the top 220 holders of his meme coin.
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    Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️
    @bennpeifert
    Mar 23, 2025
    President of the United States launching Solana scamcoins out of a Delaware LLC and pumping them on Twitter, and you think he is going to "set our country on a more sustainable fiscal and economic path" you are clowning yourselves so badly
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