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- I don't have a heating pad so whenever i'm on my period i just put my macbook on my stomach and play the sims
- Sorry i’m late, there was an evil troll blocking the bridge and his riddles were really hard today
- When i am high, no tweet will go unliked, no cat will go unkissed and no sweet little treat will go unenjoyed
- Imagine ur card declines at the hookah lounge and they delete your snapchat stories
- Fool me once, i’ll kill myself
- $1000 a month, utilities not included, no pets allowed
- Sometimes U just gotta throw up and move on
- One time i took 20 shots of soju and recorded chowder like i was at a concert
- When your card declines at therapy so they bring out the guy you technically didn’t date
