Log inSign up
bendell werry 🌲
670 posts
user avatar
bendell werry 🌲
@bendellwerry
heritage american - by blood or sweat we'll get there yet
KYRBYS
chapelsoftware.com
Joined September 2018
595
Following
13.7K
Followers
  • user avatar
    bendell werry 🌲
    @bendellwerry
    Oct 8, 2025
    “So, the Devil promised you a fiddle made of gold.” “Thats right.” “But you had to wager your eternal soul?” “Correct.” “In a fiddlin’ contest.” “Yes.” “Against the devil.” “Uh huh.”
    6.4M
  • user avatar
    bendell werry 🌲
    @bendellwerry
    Jan 21, 2025
    There’s an entire scene in the Dune novel about this.
    1.3M
  • user avatar
    bendell werry 🌲
    @bendellwerry
    Mar 1, 2025
    You just plugged in the N64, the boys are being dropped off by their mom. The Mountain Dew Code Red is on ice. You ordered the pizza 31 minutes ago and the delivery driver isn’t here yet. It will be free. It’s Friday night in America.
    1.1M
  • user avatar
    bendell werry 🌲
    @bendellwerry
    Jul 14, 2024
    W is about to do it again.
    755K
  • user avatar
    bendell werry 🌲
    @bendellwerry
    Nov 16, 2024
    “he’s like Pepe but a little retarded.. they call him Apu - little apu. he has a son named peepo. we love Apu… that’s groyper - frankly, we’re not friends with groyper right now. We could have a very strong friendship but groyper is a nasty fella.”
    199K
  • user avatar
    bendell werry 🌲
    @bendellwerry
    Apr 9, 2023
    we’re so back
    user avatar
    bendell werry 🌲
    @bendellwerry
    Apr 7, 2023
    it’s so over
    143K
  • user avatar
    bendell werry 🌲
    @bendellwerry
    Jun 8, 2023
    "Of course, if this tower were really an affront to God, our priests would tell us, wouldn't they? After all, we participate in thousands of obscene rituals with these people. It's their job. Well that's where it gets interesting... Gyerünk mu gangara भाषा केँ tevlihev 他们的"
    165K
  • user avatar
    bendell werry 🌲
    @bendellwerry
    Mar 31, 2024
    36K
  • user avatar
    bendell werry 🌲
    @bendellwerry
    Feb 5, 2025
    Still not big enough for the average Baptist. Sad!
    user avatar
    Smash Baals
    @smashbaals
    Feb 5, 2025
    The early church must’ve had some pretty big babies!
    50K
  • user avatar
    bendell werry 🌲
    @bendellwerry
    Jun 8, 2023
    "Of course, if Cthulhu were awake, our scientists would tell us, wouldn't they? After all, we pay these people millions of dollars to study forbidden knowledge. It's their job. Well that's where it gets interesting. Our producers reached out to the Miskatonic University..."
    76K
  • user avatar
    bendell werry 🌲
    @bendellwerry
    Jan 1, 2024
    There are two elements of Werry’s law. 1.) An evangelical man will only speak out on a controversial cultural issue if he can do so by citing a woman who already has. 2) Every conservative woman with a public platform is on a trajectory toward liberalism.
    110K
  • user avatar
    bendell werry 🌲
    @bendellwerry
    Nov 21, 2024
    "Hey mom, what's the antioch declaration?" "It's the first time a bunch of podcasters were ignored so they invented an entirely new category of sin to excommunicate the people who weren't listening to them."
    23K
  • user avatar
    bendell werry 🌲
    @bendellwerry
    Dec 25, 2023
    Merry Christmas!
    19K
  • user avatar
    bendell werry 🌲
    @bendellwerry
    Apr 28, 2023
    New developments in the Christian Nationalism controversy.
    00:00
    222K

New to X?

Sign up now to get your own personalized timeline!

Create account

By signing up, you agree to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy, including Cookie Use.

Terms·Privacy·Cookies·Accessibility·Ads Info·© 2026 X Corp.
Don't miss what's happening
People on X are the first to know.
Log inSign up