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Jessica Ellis

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Jessica Ellis

@baddestmamajama

Makes Movies. Writes with @ndsinnott. Will never pay for twitter. Now on Bluesky.

Santa Rosa, CA

jellis1123.wixsite.com/jessica-ellis

Joined May 2012

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Jessica Ellis
@baddestmamajama
Nov 3, 2023
Hey kids, just wanted to say I'm available for private reads if you want feedback from an experienced (10+ years) pro reader. I love being your work's cheerleader and analyst. Feel free to reach out via DM for rates/questions.
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Jessica Ellis
@baddestmamajama
Nov 27, 2019
11 years ago, I was texting a dude I'd hooked up with a few times as I got ready for thanksgiving back in my hometown. "I forget, what's your town called again?" He asked. I told him. One EIGHT HOUR DRIVE later he appeared at my doorstep. WHAT A DUMBASS. Anyway we're married.
Jessica Ellis
@baddestmamajama
Jun 19, 2024
Can you imagine him trying to explain or comprehend this event?
Science girl
@sciencegirl
Jun 19, 2024
Relocating a rhino to a safer place x.com/visualfeastwan…
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Jessica Ellis
@baddestmamajama
Oct 4, 2023
My closest encounter with the mafia is I went to a starkly empty pizza place in Rhode Island once, they seemed utterly confused that I wanted a pizza, it took 45 minutes to make, they gave it to me for free, and it was the best pizza I’d ever had.
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Jessica Ellis
@baddestmamajama
Oct 23, 2022
You think after 11 years of marriage you really know your spouse, and then last night I found out mine uses his notes app by keeping EVERYTHING - grocery lists, reminders, birthday present ideas - in ONE LONG NOTE
Jessica Ellis
@baddestmamajama
Jun 28, 2019
So ok. Maybe it is all men.
Newsweek
@Newsweek
Jun 27, 2019
Dalai Lama says a female successor must be attractive, or people won't want to look at her face trib.al/MXHUDCR
Jessica Ellis
@baddestmamajama
Oct 6, 2024
The one thing that strikes me about AI use in school, especially in college, is how little students consider school a place to learn, just a place to survive to get a thing.
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Jessica Ellis
@baddestmamajama
May 3, 2022
People who bitched about wearing a mask for a few hours on a plane during a pandemic insisting that surviving nine months of an unwanted pregnancy is no biggie.
Jessica Ellis
@baddestmamajama
Mar 1, 2022
Whoever invented “pet rent” is going directly to hell.
Jessica Ellis
@baddestmamajama
May 5, 2023
Oh Buddy. You’ve done more than make them think about it. You’ve bonded them forever in a group text where one of them will share a wedding photo or promotion news and one of the others will say “i don’t know, SMELLS LIKE FAILURE.” And then they’ll all die laughing.
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Jessica Ellis
@baddestmamajama
Sep 17, 2024
Um. Can someone explain to me how causing hundreds of pagers to explode, regardless of where the people were at the time, and thus endangering the lives of thousands of civilians, is not a terrorist attack?
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Jessica Ellis
@baddestmamajama
Jan 24, 2022
Just to be clear: if I have degrees and am struggling with student debt I should’ve not wasted money on college and gotten a real job, but if I have a blue collar job and am struggling with low wages I should’ve gone to college and gotten a real job.
Jessica Ellis
@baddestmamajama
Mar 18, 2020
I keep hearing about how we shouldn’t tax billionaires because it might limit their philanthropy. They aren’t being taxed right now. Where the fuck is Zuckerberg? Where the fuck is Bezos? Where the fuck are the Walton fam? Where the fuck is Musk? Where the fuck is Bloomberg?
Jessica Ellis
@baddestmamajama
Jun 20, 2024
I just love the story that this man in his late 70s got so obsessed with THE HUNGER GAMES he wrote a letter begging to be Snow. And how exquisite he was in the role.
Kiefer Sutherland
@RealKiefer
Jun 20, 2024
With a heavy heart, I tell you that my father, Donald Sutherland, has passed away. I personally think one of the most important actors in the history of film. Never daunted by a role, good, bad or ugly. He loved what he did and did what he loved, and one can never ask for more
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