It’s almost been a year so imma tell the story bout how I watched my roommate die from stage 4 lung cancer
- Niggas in jail are remedial I asked a nigga what he in for he said “I beat my bitch with a smootha” I said wtf is that he said “the thing you use to straighten clothes with”
- Why did I just wake up to Bo Nix talking to my son in this hospital
- Just found out the nigga I replaced at my job killed his wife and himself in front of their kids
- He look like the candy nigga from flapjackMeanwhile this is him:
- Fent must not be as bad as y'all saying bc this nigga be on the tl doin it every week
- Niggas posting some shit from modern times talkin bout they cant do this today are my favorite form of dumbassIf Rockstar Games made this kind of humour in GTA 6 Today, a lot of people would go crazy mad and try to cancel them.
- They had these niggas in the blender dawg omgTraps used in the Vietnam War.
- Bus driver had on some black cat 4s I asked him bout em he said these just my beaters
- Him after hearing thatLMAOO my ex took the whole chocolate shroom bar n i told him to sit wit himself and ask himself why he couldnt be a man n be there when i needed him now he tweakin out
- Replying to @babadoookieAnother nigga would be in there spazing out in his girl on the phone nigga would be like “I’m in here suckin DICK cause of you!” I’d be like dawg I’m on the phone w my son rn
- Had a dream Gucci mane was a nazi and dropped a tape called mein kitchen the cover was gucci photoshopped in a Hugo boss fit kickin in the front door of a trap house w Anne frank in the attic window
- Me adding custom cover art to all the songsWe really used to have to download an album, upload it the files to iTunes, plug in our phone to the computer, and sync everything up
