austin blake mays (@austinblakemays) / X

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🚨 baby's first publishing deal!!!!! 🚨 coming at you in 2027 with THE WOMEN IN MUSIC TAROT DECK!!! 78 cards designed by me, and a beautifully written guidebook by the genius that is .@kierajwilson !! dreams come true!!!!

ben stiller be like

This isn’t right.

why is “i know its kinda weird loll” breaking my heart… like this poor pervert

ash

@tripnf4ll

Sep 5, 2024

Interesting dms today

no shade but that’s a long ass time for the mini

omg

sorry but THIS IS NOT THE SAME.

the truest form of friendship is hanging out with someone while they clean their room. i miss that. it happens a lot in high school.

austin blake mays

@austinblakemays

May 21, 2025

watching red sparrow (2018) and this is the swimsuit she wears to swim laps in

Replying to @gracecamille_

it takes a special kind of stylist to make a 6’3 man look 5’4

Joanna Robinson

@jowrotethis

Aug 3, 2022

Lee Pace, an all-time favorite, has turned himself into a 24/7 thirst trap and I am the opposite of mad about it.

austin blake mays

@austinblakemays

Jul 19, 2025

i did not expect a video from the las culturistas red carpet to be the first time i’ve ever felt triggered. lol. jamie lee curtis sucks ass. this is exactly how shitty adults would treat me as a loud gay theatre kid. doing this to them at their own event? she truly repulses me.