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Osaretin Victor Asemota

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Osaretin Victor Asemota

@asemota

🏴‍☠️| 🇬🇭 | 🇹🇬 |🇧🇯 | 🛸| Sempre libera | Familia ante omnia | Laborare Est Orare | We build, or else…| To book a chat - calendly.com/victorasemota

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Osaretin Victor Asemota
@asemota
Feb 1, 2024
Things you can call BigChief on @Calendly to discuss: Business ideas ✅ Strategy ✅ Mekwe ❌ Criminal plans ❌ Politics ❌ Career advice ✅ Startup founder issues ✅ Fundraising advice ✅ Parenting and marriage ✅ Can you pay for others as gifts? ✅
Victor Asemota
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Osaretin Victor Asemota
@asemota
Jul 31, 2025
They finally watched John Wick and realized that those were not all stunts.
New York Post
@nypost
Jul 30, 2025
Chile returns $125,000 in luxury watches stolen from Keanu Reeves by South America-based crime ring trib.al/wqodicp
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Osaretin Victor Asemota
@asemota
Sep 25, 2024
This was actually great and humorous! @KekePalmer is versatile!
Tiondo
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Tiondo
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Osaretin Victor Asemota
@asemota
Mar 25, 2023
Little girl is thinking...“Miracle no dey tire Jesus! See who come be my papa!!! ”
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Osaretin Victor Asemota
@asemota
Jun 18, 2024
I think Kanayo pictures should be retired after today. This is the new image for composure and swag.
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Osaretin Victor Asemota
@asemota
Apr 9, 2022
This is a better one 😂
Osaretin Victor Asemota
@asemota
Sep 27, 2025
This guy is educated. This is not breast and yansh comedy. This is classic.
Mr. Láyí
@layiwasabi
Sep 27, 2025
Pov: You scored zero on your drama test
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Osaretin Victor Asemota
@asemota
Jul 16, 2024
🤣
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Osaretin Victor Asemota
@asemota
Jul 16, 2024
This one was really good. I will always look at “genuine leather” products very differently from now on.
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Osaretin Victor Asemota
@asemota
Sep 13, 2022
Money is Money!
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Osaretin Victor Asemota
@asemota
Sep 17, 2025
Nana looks like an ancient Egyptian queen.
@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆
@OneJoblessBoy
Sep 17, 2025
Nana, Tolani.
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Osaretin Victor Asemota
@asemota
Apr 15, 2025
Plus 24-hour electricity. No bad smell. Nobody is trying to take land you have suffered to buy from you just because they can. If you are unmarried, they also have some of the most beautiful people on planet Earth.
Typical African
@Joe__Bassey
Apr 12, 2025
Dakar, Senegal 🇸🇳 Africa.
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Osaretin Victor Asemota
@asemota
Feb 27, 2023
Labor won Lagos. Labor does not accept the results in the state. INEC and APC riggers: Which kain wahalla be this?
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Osaretin Victor Asemota
@asemota
Nov 23, 2024
20 years after university, I found a classmate working as a security guard in a bank. I took his number, and we discussed what happened to him. He had traveled to Germany for work, and all the money he was sending home was squandered by a relative until he got deported.
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