taco belle (@animalologist) / X

taco belle

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taco belle

@animalologist

pretty girls don’t know the things that I know experimental humanities, comms, community. celebrating, grieving, getting distracted. wondering how people relate

brooklyn

substack.com/@animalologist

Joined July 2012

taco belle
@animalologist
Nov 13, 2024
If I were the husband and you confessed this lengthy peanut butter ploy to me at the right time, it would be the funniest moment of my entire life
rosey🌹
@thechosenberg
Nov 13, 2024
Wife makes him a PB & J sandwich every day for work but sometimes says she made it with hate 🥺
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taco belle
@animalologist
Apr 7, 2023
Be nothing else than exactly what you are, or you rob yourself of the chance to be loved for everything you could want to be
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taco belle
@animalologist
Dec 10, 2023
I will never forget learning that a mom heard about the shooting, left work, drove over, argued with cops to go inside, got handcuffed, talked her way out of cuffs, hopped a fence, and rescued her 2 sons inside while cops stood doing aggressive crowd control on distraught parents
Morbid Knowledge
@MorbidKnowledge
Dec 10, 2023
Bodycam footage of Uvalde officers sobbing and throwing up after going into Robb Elementary school. 19 students were fatally shot, as well as 2 teachers. 17 others were injured but survived.
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taco belle
@animalologist
Aug 17, 2024
Are you telling me every vape one of us buys from a store with its little rubber stopper on top has actually made contact with the lips of some random nic-head wearing scrubs in a factory in Asia?
rosey🌹
@thechosenberg
Aug 17, 2024
Each vape gets tested by a person? This is incredible, bro is locked in, said he can test 10,000 vapes a day lol.
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taco belle
@animalologist
Dec 14, 2024
OK I just remembered how ferociously my exes have come on to me first thing in the morning when my hair’s a mess and I’m wearing a giant tshirt that I’ve owned for a decade, and it healed me If you’ll only accept red-carpet-level preening, you’ll never experience real intimacy
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taco belle
@animalologist
Dec 20, 2024
If you start finding somebody hot bc you spend 40 hours a week with them you should date them and if you still like them and find them hot after a few months of that you should marry them.
Nia
@Nia_mp4
Dec 20, 2024
ur coworker is not Hot they’re just within 10 ft of u 40 hrs/week
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taco belle
@animalologist
Feb 26, 2023
I’ve yet to find a better way to determine who’s chronically online than by whether they get this. This fucking thing has transcended platform, community, genre of weirdo. If you have been online too much in the last decade, you will never get this pattern out of your head
Haru Okumura
@OkumuraFangirl
Feb 24, 2023
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taco belle
@animalologist
Jan 8, 2023
Oh my god I’m a monster
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taco belle
@animalologist
Dec 21, 2023
If somebody swaddled me and stroked my visage gently like this I’d fall asleep too
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taco belle
@animalologist
Aug 17, 2025
Replying to @lydiakauppi
Even entertaining the possibility that this is real would be damaging to my psyche. This is satire nobody can be like this
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taco belle
@animalologist
Sep 7, 2021
Her vibes are so powerful in part bc she’s with a partner who wants her to thrive rather diminishing her through his possessiveness. Being with somebody *should* lift you up and make you stronger. They are couple goals fr
taco belle
@animalologist
Jul 5, 2024
Replying to @mazzypopstar
Gotye spent years helping an aging musician Jean-Jacques Perry re-record his catalogue before he died and doing tribute shows on the ondioline orchestra that he founded to honor him. That’s what he focused on when he went dark
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taco belle
@animalologist
Aug 15, 2025
Has anybody said the obvious yet? Those guys are far more interested in each others’ approval than they are in getting a date; they rejected her as a collective not as individuals
FearBuck
@FearedBuck
Aug 13, 2025
She was way too cool for any of these guys
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taco belle
@animalologist
Sep 6, 2024
Replying to @ecto_fun
If really wanted to communicate his discomfort innocently he should have told his gf to mention it to you. The fact that he didnt say shit to her means this is not a sincere request, he’s tryna hit on you, I’m sorry, I’d avoid him
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