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Andy Behrens
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Andy Behrens
@andybehrens
Novelist, floor-slapper, writing at thedeepshot.com and @TheAthletic, 2X @ToutWars winner, original Fantasy Pros accuracy champ, @FSWA president.
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    Andy Behrens
    @andybehrens
    Apr 2, 2024
    Still thinking about this absolute DIME from Caitlin to her brother.
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    Andy Behrens
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    Apr 26, 2024
    I'm hearing Spencer Rattler is very much in play for Atlanta with the 43rd overall pick tonight as the team plans for the post-Penix era.
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    Andy Behrens
    @andybehrens
    Apr 25, 2025
    Tyler Shough is absolutely the type of QB who can help the Saints land Arch Manning in 2026. Great pick.
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    Andy Behrens
    @andybehrens
    Mar 18, 2022
    Not sure how many scraps are gonna be left for Davante Adams after the big dog eats
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    Andy Behrens
    @andybehrens
    Nov 16, 2025
    The only comp for this is the Colts mascot vs. kids.
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    Nov 16, 2025
    DARNELL WASHINGTON IS A UNIT!
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    Andy Behrens
    @andybehrens
    Aug 17, 2025
    If you happen to be drafting today — especially if drafting live — PLEASE send me pics of the dumbest and most insane rosters. I need it.
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    Andy Behrens
    @andybehrens
    Jan 13, 2024
    Yes, sure, I realize C.J. Stroud passed for a million yards and 4 TDs against Georgia, but have you considered that he did not ace a weird computer-based test none of us had previously heard of?
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    Andy Behrens
    @andybehrens
    Oct 15, 2024
    Jerry Jeudy jumps from WR53 to WR51 in my ranks this week following the Cooper trade! 😤🚀📈
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    Andy Behrens
    @andybehrens
    Sep 16, 2019
    Me, last month: "The quarterback position has never been this deep." Me, seconds ago: "If I don't win this Andy Dalton waiver claim I am absolutely f-----."
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    Andy Behrens
    @andybehrens
    Mar 17, 2024
    If Caleb Williams can average just 226 passing YPG while playing all 17, he will break Chicago’s single-season yardage record. The bar, it’s low.
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    Andy Behrens
    @andybehrens
    Oct 30, 2025
    One thing I really enjoy is sticking Jonathan Taylor in the final flex spot, so my opponent needs to scroll to see where all the points are coming from.
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    Andy Behrens
    @andybehrens
    Nov 7, 2025
    Glad you kids are experiencing some 2011-style Thursday Night Football. The way it was meant to be. The beautiful game.
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    Andy Behrens
    @andybehrens
    Oct 6, 2025
    I’m enjoying the TreVeyon Henderson discourse tonight, and cannot wait for the Pats to sign Gus Edwards next week to also play ahead of him.
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    Andy Behrens
    @andybehrens
    Dec 10, 2023
    Every Monday: Derek Carr is dealing with nine distinct injuries, is fully immobilized and not allowed to fly. Every Saturday: Saints doctors found a liver for Carr so he should be clear to face the Panthers, pending a pregame workout.
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