Philadelphia is the only city in the world where people would show up on an abandoned pier to watch a guy eat rotesserie chicken and tailgate a news anchor’s final broadcast in a Target parking lot and think “yeah that makes sense” about both of those things
Normal people when their team is winning by 5: cool we’re winning
Eagles fans when their team is winning by 5: I’m going to swan dive off the Walt Whitman
This election feels like the Eagles game on Sunday in that Kamala should win by a landslide but the Dems get cute and don’t tush-push on 4th and 1 at a crucial point, the refs cheat, and it takes a Herculean turnover from Nakobe Dean in the end zone to seal the W
