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alex fazio
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    alex fazio
    @alxfazio
    Jun 25
    so, we have been working on something...
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    Paradigma
    @paradigmainc
    Jun 25
    your research doesn’t have to be ugly. today we’re releasing a big update to the flywheel graph canvas. try it out on flywheel dot paradigma dot inc
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    alex fazio
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    Jun 15, 2025
    someone wasn’t monitoring the situation
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    alex fazio
    @alxfazio
    Oct 26, 2025
    the state of microsoft in 2025, building the same app three times in c#, c++, and typescript
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    alex fazio
    @alxfazio
    May 25, 2025
    tfw you find out that the start menu in windows 11 is literally a react native application that causes a spike in cpu usage every time you press the start button
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    alex fazio
    @alxfazio
    Nov 15, 2025
    Replying to @hannah_ahn
    performative love performative breakups
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    alex fazio
    @alxfazio
    Jan 11, 2025
    if your AI girlfriend is not a LOCALLY running fine-tuned model, she’s a prostitute.
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    alex fazio
    @alxfazio
    Oct 30, 2025
    yes your honor if i may explain the 10 pb of p-rn was strictly for the department's own enjoyment
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    alex fazio
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    Aug 10, 2025
    incredible
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    alex fazio
    @alxfazio
    Jun 1, 2025
    deepresearch just found a valid discount code saving me $300
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    alex fazio
    @alxfazio
    Aug 2, 2025
    > 45-minute paid breakfast break > 9.45 start > doodles on whiteboard > 1-hour lunch break > 1-hour additional paid break add restroom breaks
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    alex fazio
    @alxfazio
    Jan 5, 2025
    instagram is officially dead ☠️ these images are all generated with Midjourney
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    alex fazio
    @alxfazio
    Jun 2, 2025
    > sky high unemployment > looks inside > 2.3%
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    alex fazio
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    Aug 5, 2025
    "yes u can download the new models good luck running them poors lol"
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    alex fazio
    @alxfazio
    Aug 4, 2025
    rich people handling fuck ups > post a retarded take > get brutally roasted > delete tweet > drop a fat stack to make it go away
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