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ali
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ali
@alitaylor
on earth as it is in heaven
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Joined June 2010
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    ali
    @alitaylor
    Aug 16, 2024
    what's it called when you watch yourself wasting away your precious time but feel unable to stop
    4M
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    ali
    @alitaylor
    Sep 24, 2024
    imagine having a 15 year career of reviewing tech products and then launching a paid wallpaper app. i can't get over it. i'm legitimately stunned. bro oneshotted his entire career
    5.4M
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    ali
    @alitaylor
    Dec 9, 2023
    people always say “no screens 1 hour before bed” but what do u do for that hour if u have no screens
    4.8M
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    ali
    @alitaylor
    Jul 23, 2024
    living two blocks from a grocery store is such an insane quality of life boost
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    ali
    @alitaylor
    Apr 1, 2024
    the stupidest part about therapy is you’re supposed to delve into the deepest complexities of your psyche, but only for exactly 45 minutes, and then you have to neatly zip it back up until next week’s session
    1.3M
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    ali
    @alitaylor
    Mar 16, 2023
    pornhub was just acquired by private equity firm Ethical Capital Partners. you can't make this shit up
    13M
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    ali
    @alitaylor
    Jul 12, 2023
    i want to go to a doctor that will run every single test possible and give me a personalized plan for optimal health
    2.9M
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    ali
    @alitaylor
    Jan 2, 2024
    what’s the word for when someone asks if you want to do something, and your answer is “i would not push this activity forward on my own, but if you were excited about it, i would easily get excited too and enjoy doing it with you”
    1.3M
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    ali
    @alitaylor
    Jul 21, 2024
    midwestern (ohio vs. indiana) ivy educated (yale vs. harvard) military background (marine vs. navy) short (5' 7" vs. 5' 8")
    2M
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    ali
    @alitaylor
    Oct 24, 2022
    i’ve finally become skeptical of people who are immediately super vulnerable upon meeting, without actually knowing me. i used to think it was a superpower, and now i think it ranges from naive to oblivious to manipulative. small talk has a purpose
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    ali
    @alitaylor
    Dec 28, 2024
    i need someone to make a website called “is this movie woke?” that i can check before wasting two hours of my life
    1.9M
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    ali
    @alitaylor
    Jul 9, 2024
    you just know some mckinsey analyst put this on their resume like “Co-led $4m+ engagement for largest American city government with $98B annual budget that leveraged proprietary multimodal research and demonstrated a 13% increase in livability for over 8 million residents”
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    Enguerrand VII de Coucy
    @ingelramdecoucy
    Jul 9, 2024
    Oh my god New York City paid McKinsey $4,000,000 to do a study on if trash cans work
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    ali
    @alitaylor
    Jun 26, 2023
    accepting a job offer is insane behavior. you're committing to drastically change your life based on knowing maybe 10% of what you're actually agreeing to
    1.1M
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    ali
    @alitaylor
    Nov 25, 2024
    i love these. i love knowing the little ways in which my behavior is actually part of the collective
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    kaiju
    @m0nster_b
    Nov 25, 2024
    *audible gasp for no reason*
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