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Alfred M
@alfredmwitike2
An Agriculturist 🌱and also a blue fan💙 (chelsea). Here for fun🥰
Joined September 2021
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    Alfred M
    @alfredmwitike2
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    President William Ruto yesterday received a progress update on the NYOTA Business Support Programme ahead of the second KSh3 billion disbursement july 10th. The programme continues to empower young entrepreneurs across Kenya, with 122,000 beneficiaries set to receive support.
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    Alfred M
    @alfredmwitike2
    Jun 29, 2024
    Poultry farmers on my timeline sitawafunza kila kitu💯💯💯
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    Alfred M
    @alfredmwitike2
    Nov 3, 2025
    That fake thigh kiss, just to smell if its safe to go down there,🤭>>>😂
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    Alfred M
    @alfredmwitike2
    Mar 1, 2024
    Ongeza stew na nyama pieces kadhaa marehemu alinidinya sana💀😂
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    Alfred M
    @alfredmwitike2
    Apr 24, 2025
    Mkiwa jaba alafu morio wako awachapie story uliwachapia jana😂😂
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    Alfred M
    @alfredmwitike2
    Aug 2, 2025
    "You were not at home,,so i left the money with your wife atakupatia"💀😆😆
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    Alfred M
    @alfredmwitike2
    Jul 10, 2025
    Tukatie sukuma ya mbao na ukate pamoja na vijiti usitoe
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    Alfred M
    @alfredmwitike2
    May 12, 2025
    Me on betika: No player will blow the whistle. Jamie vardy:👇👇😭
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    Alfred M
    @alfredmwitike2
    Aug 16, 2024
    Mum typing... Mum typing... Nitumie picha yako nionyeshe musichana wa dorocass😂😂💀
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    Alfred M
    @alfredmwitike2
    Aug 28, 2022
    Kumbe pads uwekwa kwa pantie,,,😂nimeishi kudhani uwa wana-stick kwa kinembe kama elastoplast😂😂💔💔
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    Alfred M
    @alfredmwitike2
    Jul 2, 2024
    Uskii mimi siezi moan juu ya mwanaume, labda anipige kinembe risasi"
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    Alfred M
    @alfredmwitike2
    Sep 22, 2024
    Thieves: kila mtu lala chini.💀 Grandma: Si niwapikie chai kwanza?
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    Alfred M
    @alfredmwitike2
    May 15, 2025
    Vile nitakuwa naenda general meeting shule ya watoto wangu just to embarase them for no reason😂😂😂
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    Alfred M
    @alfredmwitike2
    Jul 26, 2025
    Her: Babe meet my bestie johnte... Me: Nice to meet you kijana.😆
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