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    @alas
    Apr 18, 2024
    Unfortunately, this Steam exploit has been patched. We were able to remotely crash streamers' games, leaving them baffled and loot-less. One streamer's teammate even resorted to making farmyard noises in frustration after losing their precious base. 🐄💬
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    @alas
    Nov 15, 2023
    🚨 Alert: Reports of 'CCTV hijacking' undertaken by well-known cybercriminal "Michael Fample." He's not only hacking restaurant cameras but also making harassing calls! 📡⚠️
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    @alas
    Feb 11, 2024
    this young scholar forgot to conclude his broadcast and decided to have a solo performance on the webcam! 📷🐵🍌 #streamfail #unexpectedcontent #encore
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    @alas
    Jul 30, 2024
    Please be aware, @PetSmart, that there's an individual purchasing fish from your stores and eating them alive for $20 each. If you identify this person, please consider performing a citizen's arrest. 🐠🍴
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    @alas
    Jun 1, 2023
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    May 31, 2023
    Car speeds down highway and catches tow truck ramp flying about 120 feet. The driver survived with serious injuries🙏
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    @alas
    Jun 22, 2023
    why does my uber driver keep glancing over at me while smiling?
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    @alas
    Feb 26, 2024
    ⚠️🚨 你好,这里是中共。我们已经妥协了这位英俊的Twitter用户,以展示我们在这个 𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓯𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓵𝔂 ✞ 上的新技术。🚨⚠️
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    @alas
    Sep 26, 2023
    Hello, kittens! I took a little break, got myself a new computer, and created a brand new Steam account. I can't believe the $230 didn't come through; it's actually causing me to reconsider my life. 💔🪦
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    @alas
    Apr 30, 2023
    who’s wiggling his ethernet cable? 🔥💻
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    @alas
    Feb 2, 2024
    sorry bro 💔
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    @alas
    Dec 13, 2023
    There's no experience quite like being a Tier 3 sub; it's like I've signed up to be her boyfriend for just $24.99 a month. 🍷🙂
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    @alas
    Jul 25, 2023
    you were supposed to react to it on stream instead of soy posting about it on twitter. I'll go set it back right now...
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    @alas
    Sep 28, 2023
    Should I spend $1,000,000 on anti-vehicle weapons, or should I spend $0 by utilizing the barricade already in place outside Kavala? 🚧
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    @alas
    Jul 24, 2024
    I'll give a Vanilla Huntsman Knife to the first person to join discord.gg/balding and shave their head and eyebrows on a call with me. No time limit—if it's in my inventory, the offer is open.
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