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—yours till the rending of the rocks—
·𐑨𐑚𐑕𐑛𐑩𐑯𐑑𐑥𐑲𐑯𐑛𐑩𐑛
Joined December 2017
- Insanely lucky break that animals like to be pet. Really not much you could do with most of them otherwise. But I've got hands and you like to have the top of your head touched, looks like we're in business
- I had to carry every girl who took notes like this when we were paired up for team projects in collegeThis film school shit too easy 😩😩
- Found this guy on youtube who intentionally gets bitten by black widows and brown recluses to prove that spiders are innocent and all necrotic wounds are just misdiagnoses or infections
- My grandfather was so dyslexic that he could barely read for his entire life, when he would read me picture books as a kid I had to help him on nearly every page. Then in his early 70s he just suddenly fixed it somehow and now he's voraciously reading Tolstoy and Melville
- imagine doing a court illustration of ghislaine maxwell while she stares directly at you and draws you right back
- Can you guys please stop coming up with meme formats that require you to pretend to know how to writethis meme has incredibly powerful energy and i don't understand why
- A few months ago I paid $4 to submit a prompt and single handedly halved the viewership of this AI family guy livestream on youtube
00:00 - Do the people who censor dogs' assholes in viral videos know it makes it 5x more obscene and uncomfortable to watchCat and Dogs
- A few months ago my friends and I were putting on bad music videos and I vaguely remembered this and put it on. Hard to describe what happened next, ten seconds in everyone was genuinely concerned about me, I was laughing so hard I was choking and crying for four minutes straight
00:00 - I have never seen a pair of black latex gloves make anything good. It's all pervert foodHow to ruin a burger
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