I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.
This is Scout. I had the pleasure of going on a walk with him and his dad, @Tim_Walz. We talked about the time Scout locked himself in a bedroom, why you should be honest about going to the vet, and why dogs bring us all a little closer together. 14/10
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I've been on this app since 2008 and I still don't know how viral stuff works. I wrote a book! It's out in a month! If you liked my tweet (and many of you have) you might like it! bookshop.org/p/books/films-…
"THE BEST PART, connected to the home is a 2500 sq ft legitimate jail with 9 cells, booking room and 1/2 bath."
I have never once considered an on-site jail to be the "best part" of a house.