I love cutting off teslas. Like u may not let me merge over but ur car sure as fuck will
- Ur mid 20’s is basically u jus fighting for ur life every morning
- The most grown u'll ever feel while living alone is being sick as fuck 😂Finally got my own apartment. I haven’t said a single word in 8 hours
- I take the best candid photos of ppl n all y’all give me in return is crippling body dysmorphia
- Ur either good at eating pussy or u understand NFT’s
- If ur man has ever hugged a bitch n they rocked side 2 side, it counts as a body
- How quickly he rolls up needs 2 be a Harvard studyI made a new rolling trays and ashtrays. And these fuckers are CURVY.
- Not being a retardWhat is preventing you from voting for Kamala?
- He said his love language was physical touch so I bit him
- For those who don’t know, my birth mom found me thru Instagram DM's after 27 years of never speaking & we've been in contact since. Plz look @ these genetics 🥺
- not to be dramatic but i’d suck his dickWitnesses say this man pulled over to save a wild rabbit from flames along Highway 1 in Southern California as the massive #ThomasFire spreads toward Santa Barbara County. abcn.ws/2BJfmA2
- We let these ppl operate vehicles btwshe didn't even try
- Animals smelling fear is prolly the equivalent of getting a whiff of Dior Sauvage when ur out enjoying urself
- I be commenting under Tik Tok videos like a middle aged mom that just discovered Facebook
