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IT when everybody take dey get their 5.0 for school, e reach my turn them give me B.... God sees all sha💔🤧
- People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.
- I hate flying insects man, you can fly FOR FREE. You could fly to any holiday destination of your choice but here you are in my face.
- Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.
- My twenties have taught me that people really are THAT horrible and they would really do you like THAT.
- Flirting is easy until it's someone you actually like😭😭
- my 3 personalities: 1. yapping too much 2. doesn't yap at all 3. talks to myself
- Fun fact: I've cried more times as an adult than I did as a kid.
- Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don't fancy nonsense is important.
- I love this app because I sometimes bump into the thoughts I would never let out😭😹
- Shy with a mean resting face is such a crazy combo.
- Life is so funny because you think you look good today & a year later you look even better.
- Fortunately, I actually like myself and I can be alone.
- A lot of problems come from not putting people in their place the first time they try you.