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Zarna Garg
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    Zarna Garg
    @ZarnaGarg
    Jun 29, 2023
    With affirmative action shot down, now what excuse are you going to use when your kid doesn't get in?
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    Zarna Garg
    @ZarnaGarg
    Jun 24, 2023
    Thank you @KamalaHarris @SecondGentleman for the most fab, inspired afternoon filled with Indian-US love 💕
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    Zarna Garg
    @ZarnaGarg
    Jan 3, 2024
    No cinnamon, no cardamom, this chai is not for light weights - this is the chai that laborers/blue collar workers in india drink to keep their spirits high and to stay in top shape. . Even though I was born in affluence (lost it all, but still), I hated all the fluffy,
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    Zarna Garg
    @ZarnaGarg
    Oct 17, 2023
    Replying to @WendyHassonMD
    Lord his wife is due is a thing now? What next - be kind, his wife is pms-ing 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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    Zarna Garg
    @ZarnaGarg
    Oct 25, 2020
    How my scary Indian aunties would say "Happy Birthday"
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    Zarna Garg
    @ZarnaGarg
    Apr 6, 2023
    It’s coming kids - grab your emotional support animals and buckle up for some real talk
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    Deadline
    @DEADLINE
    Apr 6, 2023
    Take an exclusive look at @PrimeVideo's upcoming comedy special, ‘Zarna Garg: One in a Billion’, from comedian @ZarnaGarg
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    Zarna Garg
    @ZarnaGarg
    Sep 25, 2020
    I've never said "I Love You" to my husband. But if he said it to me I would know he's cheating on me. With a white woman. Where else would he get this nonsense?
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    Zarna Garg
    @ZarnaGarg
    Jan 13, 2024
    BREAKING NEWS!!! I made my late night debut on the iconic TONIGHT SHOW! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, like, comment, share, and let me know what you think! Let’s get back on this show in no time! youtube.com/watch?v=dJyLhF… Thank you ALL for your support in helping me get here.
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    Zarna Garg
    @ZarnaGarg
    Nov 23, 2022
    In honor of thanksgiving this is what I am grateful for: 1. Under eye concealer No explanation necessary
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    Zarna Garg
    @ZarnaGarg
    Apr 1, 2024
    Not a doctor but not too shabby @neal_katyal
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    Hogan Lovells
    @HoganLovells
    Mar 29, 2024
    Congratulations to partner @NealKatyal, who Forbes Magazine just named one of America’s Top 200 Lawyers. The series highlights top legal practitioners, including those with stellar track records, leaders in their fields, and who are respected by peers and clients. @Forbes
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    Zarna Garg
    @ZarnaGarg
    Mar 30, 2024
    Secret to our marriage - don’t communicate
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    Zoya
    @zoyagarg_
    Mar 29, 2024
    Happily married
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    Zarna Garg
    @ZarnaGarg
    Dec 21, 2021
    My daughter just finalized her classes for college - she’s taking ceramics class 😐😐😐 80k to make clay pots - you know who else makes clay pots? Indian villagers without indoor plumbing 🪠 what did I do wrong Ganesh
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    Zarna Garg
    @ZarnaGarg
    Jun 29, 2023
    Replying to @ZarnaGarg
    Legacy families enjoying their popcorn as they watch this all go down
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    Zarna Garg
    @ZarnaGarg
    Jan 13, 2024
    Bollywood is in the house TONIGHT!
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    The Tonight Show
    @FallonTonight
    Jan 13, 2024
    “Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy” Aaja Aaja Aaja! @ZarnaGarg #FallonTonight
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