Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDieOct 8, 2024me after hearing the new hire was born in 200366666.5K6.5K100K100K2.9M2.9M
Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDieJul 17, 2025Married CEOs can't even hug and romantically sway with their married head of HR during a Coldplay concert anymore because of woke83833.4K3.4K62K62K1.8M1.8M
Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDieFeb 12, 2025Severance is a show brave enough to ask the question, what is life at Deloitte like?80803.5K3.5K56K56K2.3M2.3M
Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDieMay 2, 2025You come to me today, on a Friday afternoon, to ask me to do the job that I'm paid to do? This I cannot do12123.3K3.3K38K38K796K796K
Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDieMar 20, 2025Greatttt my boss walked by my desk when I had March Madness up on my laptop and now I have a meeting with HR 🤦♂️I should be fine right?16616666166134K34K2.8M2.8M
Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDieNov 14, 2024Just got my first “let’s hold off on this conversation until the New Year” email. Absolutely ecstatic36361.1K1.1K32K32K864K864K
Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDieJun 25, 2024HR lady at the company retreat to talk about the new benefits package and why it’s actually good you have less coverage End Wokeness00:00End Wokeness2102102.2K2.2K31K31K3M3M
Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDieSep 30, 2024Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here is an even bigger Q4 number that you will be fired if you don't hit, you fucking moron43431.4K1.4K27K27K1.7M1.7M
Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDieSep 30, 2025Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here is an even bigger Q4 number that you will be fired if you don't hit, you fucking moron41411.1K1.1K27K27K843K843K
Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDieMar 3, 2025Me throwing out my Zyn before going up to give present my slide of entirely made up data Vincent Marcus00:00Vincent Marcus848468968926K26K2.5M2.5M
Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDieAug 26, 2025if they're anything like the English - gym teacher marriage at my high school, he will be suspended for inappropriately texting multiple 9th grade girls and she'll start openly drinking in class within 3 years161655155124K24K661K661K
Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDieAug 14, 2025Me clicking through every slide of HR training without absorbing a single piece of information Clayton Binner00:00Clayton Binner272767067020K20K905K905K
Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDieAug 15, 2024Hey, can we touch base next week? Fully booked today262650250217K17K2.3M2.3M
