So I’m sitting at my desk and I smell weed? And it’s strong and I’m like ok I didnt smoke yet so like...?? Bitch I look in my purse, I brought the whole sack in here. Purse louder than Jennifer Hudson in dreamgirls!!!!!
Brah I came home and took my dog out… why he throw up in the hallway, and pass out in the throw up??? I fell to my knees screaming thought he was unalive and he popped up ran outside, had explosive diarrhea and then was trying to play????????????
My man ate my 🐱 so good I was sleep for two hours on this couch pants-less with a towel laid on top of me. I feel like a bottomless mimosa. I woke up to the sound of the shoes squeaking on the court of 2k. What in the world
