PinnedGarth Collins@VoiceofgarthMar 9, 2012WANTED: Call center workers with very weak english, poor communication skills and short temper needed for major bank. Bonus paid for low IQ.77145145304304
Garth Collins@VoiceofgarthOct 20, 2024There are 36 mega churches in the state of Alabama, but it was an Native American casino that’s stepped up to pay for all of the tornado victims’ funerals.46646621K21K204K204K3.9M3.9M
Garth Collins@VoiceofgarthOct 21, 2024Replying to @_bitchcassidyThey’re like regular churches, except they’re MEGA full of shit!1818949412K12K131K131K
Garth Collins@VoiceofgarthMar 12, 2020Due to panic buying, Walmart has opened register 3.70709129123.8K3.8K
Garth Collins@VoiceofgarthOct 21, 2024Replying to @rash_asuraYou have about a dozen followers. Shut the fuck up and do better.1919772.5K2.5K52K52K
Garth Collins@VoiceofgarthMar 20, 2012I got kicked out of the hospital tonight. Apparently the sign "Stroke Patients Here" meant something different.24247167161.2K1.2K
Garth Collins@VoiceofgarthFeb 1, 2012I'm not gay but I support their "agenda" - working, having a family, living in safety and fair, equal treatment. Pretty radical shit.1515592592927927
Garth Collins@VoiceofgarthMar 11, 2012If I had a dime for every time I said "If I had a nickel," I'd have twice as much theoretical money.1414429429810810
Garth Collins@VoiceofgarthJan 19, 2012Your face is just fine. You just have to put a bag over that personality.1414505505789789
Garth Collins@VoiceofgarthDec 25, 2023Merry Christmas to all from Charles Manson and Donald Trump.484811611648048026K26K
Garth Collins@VoiceofgarthMar 9, 2012If President Obama walked on water, his critics would say "see he can't even swim."1818294294510510
Garth Collins@VoiceofgarthSep 1, 2012Is it annoying when people answer their own questions? Yes it is. Do I wish they would stop? Absolutely.3030225225495495
Garth Collins@VoiceofgarthMar 23, 2012Everything you want is on the other side of fear.1010340340488488
Garth Collins@VoiceofgarthMay 10, 2012God hates gays! But he's apparently very fond of self righteous hypocritical hate mongers who cheat on their spouses and rape children. Amen1414240240438438