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Garth Collins
@Voiceofgarth
bsky.app/profile/voiceo… The voice heard around the world and down the street from the wintry woods of Western Canada.
Edmonton, Alberta
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    Garth Collins
    @Voiceofgarth
    Mar 9, 2012
    WANTED: Call center workers with very weak english, poor communication skills and short temper needed for major bank. Bonus paid for low IQ.
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    Garth Collins
    @Voiceofgarth
    Oct 20, 2024
    There are 36 mega churches in the state of Alabama, but it was an Native American casino that’s stepped up to pay for all of the tornado victims’ funerals.
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    Garth Collins
    @Voiceofgarth
    Oct 21, 2024
    Replying to @_bitchcassidy
    They’re like regular churches, except they’re MEGA full of shit!
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    Garth Collins
    @Voiceofgarth
    Mar 12, 2020
    Due to panic buying, Walmart has opened register 3.
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    Garth Collins
    @Voiceofgarth
    Oct 21, 2024
    Replying to @rash_asura
    You have about a dozen followers. Shut the fuck up and do better.
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    Garth Collins
    @Voiceofgarth
    Mar 20, 2012
    I got kicked out of the hospital tonight. Apparently the sign "Stroke Patients Here" meant something different.
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    Garth Collins
    @Voiceofgarth
    Feb 1, 2012
    I'm not gay but I support their "agenda" - working, having a family, living in safety and fair, equal treatment. Pretty radical shit.
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    Garth Collins
    @Voiceofgarth
    Mar 11, 2012
    If I had a dime for every time I said "If I had a nickel," I'd have twice as much theoretical money.
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    Garth Collins
    @Voiceofgarth
    Jan 19, 2012
    Your face is just fine. You just have to put a bag over that personality.
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    Garth Collins
    @Voiceofgarth
    Dec 25, 2023
    Merry Christmas to all from Charles Manson and Donald Trump.
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    Garth Collins
    @Voiceofgarth
    Mar 9, 2012
    If President Obama walked on water, his critics would say "see he can't even swim."
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    Garth Collins
    @Voiceofgarth
    Sep 1, 2012
    Is it annoying when people answer their own questions? Yes it is. Do I wish they would stop? Absolutely.
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    Garth Collins
    @Voiceofgarth
    Mar 23, 2012
    Everything you want is on the other side of fear.
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    Garth Collins
    @Voiceofgarth
    May 10, 2012
    God hates gays! But he's apparently very fond of self righteous hypocritical hate mongers who cheat on their spouses and rape children. Amen