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Ben Van Der Velde

@VanderLaugh
Half-man, Half-beast, Half-Mop. Terrible at fractions. Helmsman @goodshipcomedy. Trivial beast @WorstFoot Photo (c) Andy Hollingworth Archive
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    Ben Van Der Velde
    @VanderLaugh
    Nov 5, 2024
    The inheritance of 14 years of Tory philistinism. Let's fix it. Open more libraries, make sure every school has one.
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    Guardian Books
    @GuardianBooks
    Nov 5, 2024
    Report finds ‘shocking and dispiriting’ fall in children reading for pleasure theguardian.com/books/2024/nov…
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    Ben Van Der Velde
    @VanderLaugh
    Nov 1, 2024
    A depressingly accurate thread about Trump and his supporters. He cannot win.
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    Ben Van Der Velde
    @VanderLaugh
    Oct 31, 2024
    This is properly lovely
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    FPL Zh0u (Joe) 🇲🇾
    @ZhouFPL
    Oct 31, 2024
    Nottingham Forest invited Warriors United, a learning disability football team, for a press conference, as part of Down Syndrome Awareness month. Look at how Nuno answers their questions. What a man. ❤️ Credits: Sky Sports
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    Ben Van Der Velde
    @VanderLaugh
    Aug 13, 2024
    I know the Tories are cunts, but she is such a useless concussed labrador. I really have no idea how she became PM for them.
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    Led By Donkeys
    @ByDonkeys
    Aug 13, 2024
    We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬
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    Ben Van Der Velde
    @VanderLaugh
    Aug 8, 2024
    Firstly, let's all put respect on Letsilie Tobogo's name. What a race he ran. Secondly, this seems like pretty poor behavior by Lyles. But thirdly, running 19.70 WITH COVID is some super-human shit.
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    Chris Chavez
    @ChrisChavez
    Aug 8, 2024
    NBC's Lewis Johnson and BBC confirmed that Noah Lyles (@LylesNoah) ran the Olympic 200m final with COVID. Tested positive two days ago. He decided that he would run anyway. Finished third for bronze in 19.70. #Paris2024 #Olympics #Athletics

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