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Ajape Foworanse
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Ajape Foworanse
@UncleZubs
Some days, you go out and get the bread. Other days, the bread gets you.
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    Ajape Foworanse
    @UncleZubs
    Feb 17, 2024
    The lottery of birth is interesting. You're born to parents you never chose, in an area you never chose, at an economic situation that'll eventually determine most of your life, taste & choices - all predetermined and largely the pointer to the rest of your life & how far you go
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    Ajape Foworanse
    @UncleZubs
    Jun 8, 2024
    I hope to God that that is cocaine and not sugar
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    HoodFamousTV
    @HoodFamousTV_
    Jun 7, 2024
    Them yams gone get yo leg cut off
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    Ajape Foworanse
    @UncleZubs
    Oct 19, 2025
    Had to read your bio because cultists boys are so brave these days but it's nice to see that you're an actual sailor ❤️
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    PortHarcourt Sailor
    @GodsgreatG
    Oct 18, 2025
    Your favorite Sailor.
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    Ajape Foworanse
    @UncleZubs
    Oct 26, 2025
    Unrelated: this movie was released in 1999 and possibly filmed just before. Who wants to bet that this particular area may have remained the same in the last 26+ years in terms of physical development and aesthetics? 💀
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    Naijashimadun
    @naijashimadunnn
    Oct 25, 2025
    D whole PBAT Supporters on X right now 😡😡
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    Ajape Foworanse
    @UncleZubs
    Sep 13, 2025
    Lol
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    Onyeka Nwelue
    @onyekanwelue
    Sep 12, 2025
    People are winning Nobel Prizes in Physics, Chemistry, Physiology, Medicine, and Economic Sciences; Nigerians are cooking rice.
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    Ajape Foworanse
    @UncleZubs
    Jun 2, 2024
    Person collapse for Ojuelegba under bridge and I went to help. They were tryna take off his shirt and poured him a bucket of water. I was tryna tell someone in the crowd why it's a bad idea and that I'm a doctor. The guy got back to consciousness and started coughing 💀
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    Ajape Foworanse
    @UncleZubs
    Sep 13, 2024
    "I put you there" In a democracy. A lawyer.
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    Nigeria Stories
    @NigeriaStories
    Sep 13, 2024
    They say I’m asking for N20 billion, N100 billion, he spreads lies against me. I brought you up, I put you here. Fubara abandoned those who labored for him - Nyesom Wike
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    Imran Muhammad
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    Imran Muhammad
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    Ajape Foworanse
    @UncleZubs
    Jun 9, 2024
    Replying to @Kingcreatorr
    Don't think that is down to crabs, sir
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    Ajape Foworanse
    @UncleZubs
    Oct 17, 2025
    I just realised that none of our former presidents had male children. Obasanjo, Yar'Adua, Jonathan, Buhari. None. Wasn't there for the military rulers but I'm thinking they also didn't have sons. For the first time ever, we have a "First Son" of the Federation. Legendary.
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    Ajape Foworanse
    @UncleZubs
    Dec 2, 2024
    All of you were exclusively breastfed and see how stupid some of you are? Abeg let's try something new 😔
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    Ajape Foworanse
    @UncleZubs
    Jun 9, 2024
    Replying to @iamsuperwhales
    She get stocks for insulin company
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    Ajape Foworanse
    @UncleZubs
    Apr 7, 2025
    I asked an ICU consultant whom I assumed was a medical student joining the ward round if she understands what a definitive airway meant and she said "oh my god, I sure hope so" and laughed. When I found out she was the consultant, I wanted the ground to swallow me whole.
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    Ajape Foworanse
    @UncleZubs
    Jun 28, 2025
    Get a fucking job
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    Vampz
    @Hybrid_Ola
    Jun 28, 2025
    Asherkine is currently trending and here is the reason !!! A thread 🧵
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    Ajape Foworanse
    @UncleZubs
    May 14, 2024
    Before December, UK univerisities go come dey meet people for road. 'Do you want to do a virtual degree in Art history? No? Well, spare some change then please mate?'
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