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@Ugarles
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    Listen to No Homework go to bsky
    @Ugarles
    Jul 3
    monthly reservation of the @ soundcloud.com/hwpod/s4e-1 (saints draft analysis with @ArifHasanNFL) patreon.com/c/NoHomeworkPo… (free patreon, available everywhere) shorturl.at/c6yg5 (2026 guest pods) this message will self-destruct in ~24 hours
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    Listen to No Homework go to bsky
    @Ugarles
    Sep 12, 2022
    first of all the british monarchy is ceremonial and has no real power second of all if you try to hurt their feelings you are under arrest
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    Listen to No Homework go to bsky
    @Ugarles
    Oct 2, 2017
    imagine an entire concert audience shooting blindly at the mandalay bay hotel
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    Thomas Martin
    @OuThomasMartin
    Oct 2, 2017
    Replying to @TomArnold @BreitbartNews and @NRA
    Again, more people in attendance that could've been legally armed more chances the nut is STOPPED before killing 50 people!
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    Listen to No Homework go to bsky
    @Ugarles
    Jul 2, 2024
    all of conservative legal theory in a single headline
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    @Ugarles
    Feb 14, 2024
    beyond the morbid joke of the cop freaking out over an acorn, his reaction (which his partner followed) was to *empty his gun into the patrol car where they had just placed a handcuffed suspect* despite no real reason to believe that was the source of the "bullet"
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    Listen to No Homework go to bsky
    @Ugarles
    Jan 9, 2021
    first they came for the fascists and, well, I was immediately concerned
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    Listen to No Homework go to bsky
    @Ugarles
    Mar 29, 2021
    i understand that gun girl got owned so she's lashing out but nathaniel bedford forrest couldn't have ghostwritten a more racist tweet than this
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    Listen to No Homework go to bsky
    @Ugarles
    May 26, 2022
    we are one update away from finding the cops shot a couple of fleeing kids
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    Listen to No Homework go to bsky
    @Ugarles
    Jun 6, 2024
    "It has come to our attention that you found out about this."
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    CNN
    @CNN
    Jun 5, 2024
    Israel will phase out the use of a desert detention camp, state attorney says, after CNN investigation detailed abuse of Palestinian detainees cnn.it/4c17g7P
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    Listen to No Homework go to bsky
    @Ugarles
    Jul 18, 2024
    One-woman IT department goes to help a paralegal with a software issue and his desktop wallpaper was a spread-eagle beaver shot.
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    Sensei Titty Chop
    @ConsciousFilth
    Jul 17, 2024
    What's the wildest situation that happened at your place of employment?
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    Listen to No Homework go to bsky
    @Ugarles
    Dec 15, 2019
    wild that the extra million cops hired to deal with fare beaters somehow missed the entire forex desk at DeutscheBank jumping the turnstiles
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    named lie
    @solublefischel
    Dec 14, 2019
    Damn... SantaCon is lit y'all
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    Listen to No Homework go to bsky
    @Ugarles
    Feb 3, 2020
    happy birthday. there's a fucking gun to my head. no time to get smug.
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    Listen to No Homework go to bsky
    @Ugarles
    Jun 26, 2024
    the heat is melting the microplastics in my urine and it's coming out like dental floss and i've been pulling it out for five minutes like a magician's handkerchief trick
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    Listen to No Homework go to bsky
    @Ugarles
    Jul 29, 2024
    the winning political strategy was there all along
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    Cohen is a ghost
    @skullmandible
    Dec 12, 2013
    most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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