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Jake
@TwinsJake
I sell Topps Now/Panini Instant on eBay. Shop link in profile. Very unserious. I’m definitely joking with you. Please don’t be mad at me.
Minneapolis, MN
ebay.com/str/twinsjake
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    Jake
    @TwinsJake
    Jul 19, 2025
    Replying to @YahooSports
    That kiss was from the logo.
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    Jake
    @TwinsJake
    Mar 22, 2025
    Replying to @barstoolsports
    I think they should add another base but only one of them is the active base but you don’t know which one until the ump reveals his call.
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    Jake
    @TwinsJake
    Aug 24, 2023
    Replying to @DailyLoud
    These laws are completely fucked. She’s obviously going to pay for anything her kid will need but why does the dude get anything at all? I’ll never understand why the ex spouse is entitled to even $1.
    259K
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    Jake
    @TwinsJake
    Oct 8, 2024
    Replying to @SmokeRuntz
    Why wouldn’t the shark just watch the weather channel and evacuate?
    268K
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    Jake
    @TwinsJake
    May 30, 2024
    Replying to @BleacherReport
    Caitlin Clark and who?
    GIF
    146K
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    Jake
    @TwinsJake
    May 16, 2024
    Replying to @BleacherReport and @AndrewMarchand
    Damn. Olsen should have at least got to roast Brady then.
    129K
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    Jake
    @TwinsJake
    Aug 7, 2025
    Replying to @BleacherReport
    Are the touchdown passes in the room with us now?
    47K
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    Jake
    @TwinsJake
    Sep 26, 2023
    Replying to @HonorHeem and @WrestleOps
    It’s now the 4th inning.
    128K
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    Jake
    @TwinsJake
    Aug 10, 2024
    Replying to @whippleshuffle
    This is the opposite of Jamaican Bobsled.. Kevin Hart about to star in a comedy as a breakdancing coach.
    232K
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    Jake
    @TwinsJake
    Oct 29, 2023
    Replying to @SportsCenter
    That is one of the cleanest hits you’ll see all season. Just levels him. No helmet to helmet. Nothing dirty.
    131K
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    Jake
    @TwinsJake
    Oct 12, 2025
    Replying to @Observer_ofyou
    Just harvest black trees instead of white ones. Print white ink.
    42K
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    Jake
    @TwinsJake
    Dec 20, 2024
    Replying to @CoachWaters7
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    Jake
    @TwinsJake
    Aug 24, 2023
    Replying to @LordRizy and @DailyLoud
    It goes both ways. Whoever earned the money should get to keep their money.
    52K
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    Jake
    @TwinsJake
    Sep 21, 2025
    Replying to @CodifyBaseball
    What if no one makes the playoffs?
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