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@TugboyFresh
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    tugboy fresh π“…ƒ
    @TugboyFresh
    Jan 15, 2025
    Oh word? I gotta check that out
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    @TugboyFresh
    Jun 12, 2025
    Loving the idea of an alcoholic who’s a regular at the local beer trolley
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    Simon Dallas
    @Simon_D_Dallas
    Jun 12, 2025
    There's something truly dark about a single man riding the beer trolley on a Thursday night.
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    Dec 8, 2024
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    Dec 7, 2024
    being on the left means you should hate sports btw
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    tugboy fresh π“…ƒ
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    Apr 30, 2025
    Fun part of being vegan is eating food from Fallout 3
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    @TugboyFresh
    Sep 17, 2024
    When the hotel has a King’s Hand bar >>>
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    Aug 26, 2025
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    @TugboyFresh
    Jan 15, 2025
    Replying to @SquirrelPocket
    Lmao I didn’t even look it up. Good to know the NYC crime propaganda has made it to China!
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    Mar 17, 2025
    Replying to @ambiguousanimal
    This is really encapsulates how magical smoking weed in high school was
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    tugboy fresh π“…ƒ
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    May 21, 2025
    Replying to @austinblakemays
    I love movies where Russians in Russian speak English with a bad Russian accent to other Russians
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    @TugboyFresh
    May 1, 2025
    Chunks got me cancelled
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    tugboy fresh π“…ƒ
    @TugboyFresh
    Jul 31, 2025
    Replying to @GorbHere
    First psychiatrist I ever went to was named Don Kern, and I’m choosing to believe this was his Wii
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    Apr 1, 2025
    Replying to @Whatapityonyou
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    Jul 24, 2025
    Replying to @DONTILLINNOYME
    What do you do if you get a cylinder stuck in one of these?
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    @TugboyFresh
    Dec 7, 2024
    Replying to @BarrelJumpist
    Agreed, there is also some type of nominative determinism as well but I haven’t figured out exactly how it works, but I always knew with the name Blake Bortles you could never be elite
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