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@ThomasAwful
Baltimore bookseller. once wrote stuff: SFGate, The Ringer, GQ, Complex, Deadspin, Vice, the New Yorker
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    Feb 14, 2023
    Roast Beef. 2010-2023. My best friend in the entire world. You are my entire heart. We love you so much. After thirteen years I honestly don't know what I'm going to do without you. Thank you for making me a better person. Thank you for choosing me.
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    Apr 9, 2016
    America's slow but very real decline into a fascist state as told by the Milwaukee Bucks logo
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    Mar 19, 2023
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    May 20, 2024
    I'll say this for Minnesota. Only state that never voted for Ronald Reagan. I guess that's probably worth a Western Conference Finals appearance.
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    Jul 22, 2019
    Name a celebrity (A-list to D-list) that has been kind to you. No long stories. Just a name.
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    Jul 19, 2022
    Happy Birthday to the Kwisatz Haderach of tweets.
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    Dec 30, 2018
    Nobody has a crush on anybody the way men born in the 80s have a crush on Marisa Tomei.
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    Apr 3, 2018
    His Churchill was fine, but I've always been most impressed with Gary Oldman's portrayal of Johnny Depp. A massively underrated performance.
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    Dec 7, 2022
    Benioff and Weiss when they read about Ser Arthur Dayne, known as the Sword of the Morning due to his famous, one-of-a-kind sword forged from a fallen star: HOW ABOUT WE GIVE HIM TWO NORMAL SWORDS
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    Jan 27, 2017
    The best thing about Mike Pence is the stupid place his mind went after watching Mulan.
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    Dec 26, 2016
    2016: David Bowie and Prince died 2017: everyone else dies
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    Sep 22, 2024
    I will die on this hill: Maggie Grace was one of the best actors on the show and Shannon was the character with possibly the most untapped potential from the entire ensemble. She would have done great things in the Dharma Initiative circa 1974, but the writer's room failed her.
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    Mar 1, 2023
    The best ever portrayal of the Devil
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    Oct 8, 2016
    Trump is fucking done in Iowa, mate