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Hockey is just the most fascinating blend of “suck it up, be a man and play through that broken leg” and “that fucker took a hard shot on our empty net. This has hurt our feelings. He must die.”
Holy shit, look at Sergei Federov have sex with the camera here during the 1994 All-Star player intros. You can't tell me 27 ladies didn't get pregnant just from watching that.
If hockey comes back this season we should be allowed to appoint one single fan to watch the games who’s only job is to shout “shoot!” on the power-play and occasionally bang on the glass.
